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   messageicon Not seeing a single action figure at the adult toy store.
←Rate | 08-03-2022 01:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
←Rate | 08-05-2022 02:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.
←Rate | 04-24-2022 23:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone is telling a sad story and crying, how long should you wait before taking a bite of your corndog?
←Rate | 08-03-2022 01:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.
←Rate | 07-31-2022 23:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The border, inflation, and energy crisis are intentional.
←Rate | 08-04-2022 09:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We don’t hear much about people from the Left being allowed back on Twitter. Why? Because blacklisting has been deployed as a one-way operation against the Right.
←Rate | 01-09-2023 04:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
←Rate | 07-27-2022 00:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard.
←Rate | 08-02-2022 01:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My pronoun is, Welp
←Rate | 04-19-2022 20:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Please keep your opinions and microdroplets to yourself.
←Rate | 05-06-2022 03:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
←Rate | 04-20-2022 12:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Opportunity does not knock; it presents itself when you beat down the door.
←Rate | 08-18-2022 03:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.
←Rate | 08-18-2022 03:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I look better in person.
←Rate | 08-18-2022 03:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You are the carbon they want to reduce.
←Rate | 04-04-2022 05:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nike’s, but you still can’t do it.
←Rate | 07-05-2022 01:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you’re rich. If your name is on your desk, you’re middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you’re poor.
←Rate | 08-17-2022 02:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Quit looking for a reason to hate me, I’m cool as f.
←Rate | 05-09-2022 02:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You didn’t think the left would give up their thought police monopoly without a fight, did you? ~ Feds open investigation into Elon Musk.
←Rate | 05-14-2022 03:33 Comments (0)  



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