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Help wanted - Nobody wants to twerk anymore.
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Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman… or a bad woman.
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In a world full of hate, Be Kind.
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05-05-2022 03:20
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Truth ~ only visible to those who question everything that they have been taught to believe.
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05-14-2022 03:32
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The View: Vicious, Insane, Egotistical, Woman.
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05-27-2022 00:15
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Dad: You have your mother’s eyes. Me: (huge black eye)
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04-21-2022 10:09
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My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
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04-24-2022 23:17
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Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.
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08-18-2022 03:30
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Expecting truth from corporate media is like expecting love from a prostitute. That’s not why they exist.
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03-18-2022 03:32
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Gavin Newsome savagely mocked for claiming men can’t get pregnant.
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05-09-2022 17:23
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I had plastic surgery last week, I cut up my credit cards.
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07-30-2022 01:58
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Regular unleaded: Willie Nelson, Plus unleaded: Snoop Dog, Supreme unleaded: Hunter Biden
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04-30-2022 15:38
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When you’re about as useless as the “g” in lasagna.
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Running a country is like riding a bike. ~ Joe Biden
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People aren’t really mad when you say, “Let’s Go Brandon.” They’re mad because you’re having fun when they spent four years being angry and joyless.
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06-21-2022 22:43
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Son: Mom, what does “woke” mean? Mom: It’s a parents shocking realization that her kids are being taught extremist bull-crap.
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06-30-2022 01:01
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Checked my media account and nobody cares that I went shopping. That’s okay karma will get them.
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People who think men can get pregnant are suddenly concerned about misinformation on Twitter if Elon owns it.
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Kamala Harris sounds like an 8 year old that didn’t read the book, but is trying to give a book report based solely on the cover.
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Welcome to middle age, berry flavored tums are dessert now.
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