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Show me a person who can be trusted with a laser pointer, and I will show you someone whose soul has died. 
Nobody notices what I do..until I don't do it.
When I say, "Hold that thought," it's just a polite way of saying I'm not interested.
Ringing in the "New Year" apparently is not a valid excuse for showing up to work 3 hours late... in October.
.Neighbors get really angry when they catch you on their roof adjusting their satellite dish.
knows one thing about the speed of light...it gets here way too early in the morning.
note to mistress...if I am ever trapped in a mine or anywhere that TV crews and the WHOLE world is watching...please keep your a** at home..watch it on TV..I will call you when I can....just sayin..lol Happy Thursday...smile
now that the Chilean miners are out... any chance we can put the Jersey Shore cast in?
Prove that lightning isn't wizards fighting. You can't.
in honor of the Chileans I will be having Chili for dinner:)
Chili usually comes to my rescue when I have things trapped in a hole.
relieved. He hasn't seen this many miners since Neverland closed.
Heard the best pick up line of my life last night: "Excuse me. Are you capable of an intelligent conversation?"
Capsule used to rescue Chilean miners is now a prototype for all new coach seats on all US domestic flights....
Be yourself beautiful, and you will find the world full of beauty
The Chileans take hide and seek way too seriously
Send an email to a friend saying "PLEASE PLASE PLEASE Disregard previous message. Please don't read it! I love you!" It will drive them crazy!
Then the Mermaid looked at me and kissed me.. I stopped her & said, " I can't"...."Something smells fishy here"
As the 13th miner was about to surface, the sky news presenter described Carlos Barrios as being single, is also a taxi driver and likes horse racing. It's a f-king rescue operation not blind date!
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
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