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on this Veterans Day, president Obama is in Indonesia. Shouldn't he be at Arlington honoring the Vets?? 
A Careless Man: What the Bush Memoir Reveals
. No, "Thank You" isn't a lot to say outwardly, but it's all I CAN say when all other words fail me. Thank You....endlessly.
"Thank You" is such an insignificant phrase, yet we put so much into it. When we say "Thank You" to a vet or active duty officer, what comes out is 2 simple words, but what is meant is a world of un-seen gratitude, hope, peace and safety. No, "Thank You"
If I ever write a book it's going to be about "People who waste other people's time by reading about their nonsense" but I probably will never write one so..... never mind.
This just in...Blown up COLLAGEN injected lips are NOT sexy. People notice but not in a good way. We actually snicker and mock you. Thank you that is all.
Veteran: Someone that wants to choke the crap out of the punk in front of you for not taking his hat off during the National Anthem. Someone that still gets queasy around dehydrated food. Someone that has to use all their might to not tear up during "Taps
Dear makers of Cialis, when I reach middle age and find myslef needing your product, contrary to the advice you offer about calling a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, I can assure you that I will be calling a film crew instead
I think They should make a Pregnancy app. You just pee on your phone and it tells you if you are pregnant. Your move apple!
tired of reading pregnancy and baby updates EVERYDAY! I don't care if they slept for 4 hours or had their first poopy diaper!
Facebook pet peeve #2037: Friends who announce their status as "single" after being in a long term relationship... to be followed 2 days later with the status "is in a relationship" really? that didnt take long...
"Oprah tips homeless dude $100" ...20 min. later, homeless dude's crack dealer: "where you get the Benjamin, homie?"
you're only real job as a father is to keep your daughter off the pole
Wow, Christmas parties invitations are starting to arrive... grrrr... shut up liver!
Student + dying = studying
Slayed so many dragons, and still no damn princess.
"I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country." ~ Nathan Hale
Obama went to India, Indonesia, South Korea... and still hasn't found the birth certificate??
New Kids on the Block teaming up with Backsteet Boys? Um, I'll take crappy singing groups that were relevant 20 years ago Alex.
Bald people shouldn't wear polo neck jumpers. They just end up looking like a roll-on deodorant
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