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   messageicon Just sent his buddies to The Blue Oyster to pick up chicks. LOL...are they in for a surprise!
←Rate | 11-12-2010 20:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone heard anything about Cam Newton? It's been kinda quiet the past 3 minutes
←Rate | 11-12-2010 20:01 by Brian_Allen Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders..... are Kanye West's 15 minutes are up yet?
←Rate | 11-12-2010 19:56 Comments (1)  


   messageicon wondering what makes it "so s o g double o d good"
←Rate | 11-12-2010 19:54 Comments (1)  


   messageicon would like to thank Matt Lauer for preventing any future Kanye West appearances!
←Rate | 11-12-2010 19:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks maybe Kanye should take his toys and go play with Joy Bahar. I'm sure she needs the ratings.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 19:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wht is the different between your dog and your wife??? well you still miss your dog after one year..!
←Rate | 11-12-2010 19:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon looking forward to the next Kanye apology for being an idiot!
←Rate | 11-12-2010 19:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You always feel a sense of accomplishment when you finally get that food stuck between your teeth with your tongue....So get ready for Thanksgiving.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 19:29 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't be sad, if you think you're not important to someone....or something, Just Google yourself.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 19:28 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon they say a way to a mans heart is through his stomach, but with this knife I know a shortcut through the chest which ain't far from it.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 18:49 Comments (4)  


   messageicon I don't intoxicated and delusional. I get drunk and confident.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 18:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates having to delete facebook "friends" that I like, even though they don't give a crap about me. I wish there was a facebook jail to put them in for 30 days.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 17:53 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon The McRib is like the IRS...Both come around once a year, and when they do everybody cringes!!!
←Rate | 11-12-2010 16:28 by A is for ME Comments (0)  


   messageicon enought with your mama jokes already. Time for a daddy joke...Your daddy so ugly....he had to resort to doing it with your mama!
←Rate | 11-12-2010 15:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard that a guy fell out fo the 13th story window of a building and he died! Spooky...
←Rate | 11-12-2010 15:12 by Kelevra Comments (4)  


   messageicon She takes a backseat to no one. But will get in the back seat with anyone.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 15:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So, your kid made the the Dean's List huh? Well I say his real parents would be proud because you're both morons so he clearly must be adopted.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 14:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Yes I realize I wore this shirt last time you saw me. I don't own 365 t-shirts, so the odds of this happening again are roughly 1 in 10.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 14:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon gone to search for One Eyed Willie's rich stuff.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 14:24 Comments (0)  



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