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what happens when you spill carpet cleaner?
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11-13-2010 19:45
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why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? for the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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11-13-2010 18:42 by
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kiss my asprin
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11-13-2010 18:35 by
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before lady Di, I never heard of Paparazzi.., I thought it was a circus act or something
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11-13-2010 18:34 by
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...so you're talking and you feel like no one's listening at all? rip off a good loud fart. that'll get everybody's attention!
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11-13-2010 18:07 by
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stands mighty in an elite group, Procrastinators! The leaders of tomorrow
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11-13-2010 17:42 by
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Poker face? Yeah I would and then some.
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11-13-2010 17:35
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really misses Tiger Woods Gatorade. But the John Daly Gatorade is pretty good, too (it has vodka in it)
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11-13-2010 17:24 by
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Nothing is more irritating than someone that updates there status every two minutes.
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11-13-2010 16:39
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seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
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11-13-2010 15:49
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the awkward moment when you get in the van and the old man doesnt have any candy.....
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11-13-2010 15:48 by
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I just gave my cat a bath, she actually enjoyed it. it wasn't fun for me though, the fur kept sticking to my tongue
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11-13-2010 15:47 by
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A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, "You should've been here at 8:30!" The guy replies, "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
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11-13-2010 15:46
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Most fairy tales start with,"Once upon a time",my story starts with,"you ain't gonna believe this crap!"
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11-13-2010 15:46 by
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My mom and I were playing "Call of Duty" the other day.... I was calling her to check if she was doing the cleaning, cooking, and ironing
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11-13-2010 15:45 by
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today is National Kindness Day so say something nice y' JACKWAD!
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11-13-2010 15:45
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Just my luck...I got bit by a retroactive spider instead of a radioactive one! Now I'm making tie dye webs in shapes of pot leaves.
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11-13-2010 15:23
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"Release the hounds" sounds so much more badass than "let the dogs out".
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11-13-2010 15:12
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Watching Phoebe Cates exiting the pool for the 1,000,000,000 time!!!
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11-13-2010 14:16 by
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Why do people thinks that pressin the elevator button manny times It will come down faster!
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11-13-2010 13:15 by
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