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   messageicon I had a serious talk with my crew supervisor today, because nobody showed up for work. I told him we needed to let ONE go not JUAN...
←Rate | 11-14-2010 17:55 by eaglet1122 Comments (0)  


   messageicon halfway through eating a horse and realized... I'm not as hungry as I thought
←Rate | 11-14-2010 17:48 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...yikes! saw a bunch of vegetarian zombies at the store today. all they could say was "GRRRAAAIIIIIINNNSSS"
←Rate | 11-14-2010 17:25 by mickeybruce Comments (1)  


   messageicon if at first you don't succeed, try again until you bleed
←Rate | 11-14-2010 17:14 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Dad took the "how horny are you ? " test. the result was "very horny" and my mom clicked the like button. - I'm so not sleeping at home tonight...
←Rate | 11-14-2010 13:40 by repero Comments (0)  


   messageicon Famous last words, "Here, watch this!" Says a child just before demonstrating how an egg soaked in vinegar will bounce.
←Rate | 11-14-2010 13:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember when you were a kid and used to blow bubbles? Well Bubbles called and he wants your phone number...
←Rate | 11-14-2010 13:16 by Vinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing Call of Booty
←Rate | 11-14-2010 11:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Physicists have yet to explain why 200 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only three registers will be open
←Rate | 11-14-2010 11:48 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon A psycho and a teenage girl are walking thru dark scary woods..Teanage girls says"My I am very scared walking thru these woods" The psycho replies"How do you think I feel ? I have to walk back alone"
←Rate | 11-14-2010 11:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon remember the old 80's drug commercials..The fryin pan and the egg? This is your brain....this is your brain on drugs...any questions? yeah can I have some bacon and toast with that ?
←Rate | 11-14-2010 11:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon King rule - Raja decide what PM and other minsters want to do. Now ministers and others will decide the fate of Raja.
←Rate | 11-14-2010 11:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon predicts Peppermint Patty invites herself and her friends over to Charlie Brown's for Thanksgiving again this year.
←Rate | 11-14-2010 10:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like a Kamikaze pilot, I stay fly till I die.
←Rate | 11-14-2010 10:43 by Esoteric Comments (0)  


   messageicon and, finally, what do you call a deer with no eyes? I-Have-No-I-Deer!
←Rate | 11-14-2010 10:42 by mickeybruce Comments (3)  


   messageicon wonders why hedgehogs don't just share the hedge...
←Rate | 11-14-2010 10:41 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon if women ruled the world there would be no wars. just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
←Rate | 11-14-2010 10:18 by mickeybruce Comments (0)  


   messageicon I stand in an elite group, Procrastinators! The leaders of tomorrow...
←Rate | 11-14-2010 08:59 by John Comments (0)  


   messageicon As our lady of Disco, the divine Miss Gloria Gaynor has always sung to us: I will survive!!!
←Rate | 11-14-2010 08:31 by Gr`April Comments (0)  


   messageicon heard practice at Cowboy Stadium was delayed 2 hrs after a player reported finding a white powdery substance on the ground. After a complete analysis, Dallas CSI forensic experts determined the white substance, unfamiliar to the players, was the goal line
←Rate | 11-14-2010 08:17 Comments (0)  



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