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Just brought his pet rock to the vet.
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11-30-2010 20:23
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I like my woman like I like my eggs....overeasy.
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11-30-2010 20:21
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I don't hold grudges. I simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong.
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11-30-2010 20:08
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I don't hold grudges. I simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong.
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11-30-2010 20:07
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True colors always shine through smokescreens.
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11-30-2010 20:00
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Since being subtle is wasted on the naive...... I WANT A BB GUN FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!
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11-30-2010 19:22
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Hi, I was just curious cause I saw you noticing me so I'm just giving you a notice that I noticed you after you noticed me. Shall we chat or continue flirting from a distance?
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11-30-2010 19:17 by
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money talks and right now its saying "Nah nah nah nah nah...you can't catch me!"
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11-30-2010 19:04
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Oh, look at the time.... The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says Off
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11-30-2010 17:47 by
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Why is "one" the loneliest number? I've found that you can clear out a room even faster with a well-placed "number two."
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11-30-2010 17:32
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If anyone sees a bunch of people in their front yard tonight, don't be alarmed, were just christmas tree shopping.
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11-30-2010 17:14
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a problem with Kinect for X-Box... if I wanted to use my entire body to play sports... I would just play sports.
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11-30-2010 17:05 by
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Someone just accused me of living high on the hog. I didn't even know they knew I smoked bacon.
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11-30-2010 16:50 by
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Helpful hint of my day... Pizza Rolls are the equivelant of molten lava even five minutes after removing from oven... fmt
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11-30-2010 16:35 by
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Just wrecked myself...I sure wish I would've checked myself beforehand.
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11-30-2010 16:02 by
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Doctors performed emergency surgery on Nancy Grace to remove what they thought was a malignant mass. Turned out it was just her head.
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11-30-2010 15:43
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Hey, incessant seatbelt indicator beeping, I'll outlast you; just like your friend the gas light. You're not the boss of me!!
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11-30-2010 15:41
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Common divorce : $10,000-$30,000, Box of 22 shells $7.28, You do the math...
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11-30-2010 15:38 by
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But it's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. -Alice in Wonderland-
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11-30-2010 14:43
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If your hips roll over the top of your pants then they're TOO SMALL! just sayin
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