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Girls: just remember each morning when you put on makeup, somewhere in the world a clown is starting his day doing exactly the same thing.
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12-03-2010 03:21
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I'm convinced that dogs lick their own balls just to make me jealous.
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12-03-2010 03:20 | Tags: Filtered
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Hallmark Card: "I've always wanted someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind."
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12-03-2010 03:20
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Sometimes, late at night, I stop by Walgreens and switch up all the colors in the hair dye kits.
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12-03-2010 03:06
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Just saw the couch I sold at my garage sale at another garage sale
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12-03-2010 03:04
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Decisions are made when I'm tired of thinking.
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12-03-2010 03:03
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Grandma knew 27 spots on the human body where she could inflict pain without leaving a mark. She was like a Ninja.
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12-03-2010 03:02
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Its pretty sad when even your xmas tree has blue balls.
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12-03-2010 03:01 by
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Would stiff nipples be a good name for my air conditioning company?
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12-03-2010 03:00
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"Until death do us part” means we're all single in heaven, right?
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12-03-2010 02:34 by
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Honk if you love God, text while driving if you want to meet him...
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12-02-2010 23:22 by
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How did Miley Cyrus get a pack a day smoker voice at 18?
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12-02-2010 23:03
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Ur as slutty as a bowling ball, you get picked up, fingered, thrown down an alley and still come back for more...=P
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12-02-2010 22:45
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This is a 1:1 scale model of a Facebook update.
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12-02-2010 21:58
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It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look without the beer googles.
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12-02-2010 20:09
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Do car companies REALLY think it's possible that a spouse is secretly able to obtain financing, purchase a car, have it wrapped in a bow, and delivered on Christmas Eve?
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12-02-2010 18:28
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Facebook: We're all here because we're not all there
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12-02-2010 18:18
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When I was a little kid I use to wait for Mrs. Butterworth to talk to me but she never did......I HATE HER
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12-02-2010 17:09 by
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If at 1st you don't succeed, being a magician that saws people in half might not be for you.
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12-02-2010 15:42
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There's a reason stressed is "desserts" spelled backwards!
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