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   messageicon It just dawned on me that Yogi Bear and Boo are just Fred and Barney with fur. (Think about it)
←Rate | 12-03-2010 19:56 Comments (2)  


   messageicon According to recent posts... Betty Rubble just got a booty call from Optimus Prime. Barney, you stand no chance. Just walk way.
←Rate | 12-03-2010 19:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say you always want what you can't have. Well I just had another beer and proved that theory to be incorrect.
←Rate | 12-03-2010 19:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon  is officially proclaiming that the bird is no longer the word. The new word is legs, go spread the word.
←Rate | 12-03-2010 19:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just got home from the airport where I chose the advanced pat down option and now it really hurts when I pee. I really hope that's just a coincidence
←Rate | 12-03-2010 18:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Bacon is meat candy."
←Rate | 12-03-2010 17:36 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon woke up this morning with an awful hangover and see that there are a lot of male and female cartoon character complaining of a wild night and drunken blackouts. I predict some pretty goofy lookin' babies in 9 months!
←Rate | 12-03-2010 17:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just caught my kids arguing over who loved me more...it would've been sweet but they were pushing each other and saying "you love him more"..."uh uh you love him more"...
←Rate | 12-03-2010 17:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon willing to go the extra mile... as long as it is not in your shoes!
←Rate | 12-03-2010 15:54 by mikey Comments (0)  


   messageicon While your at camp for deer season, I'm out hunting the beaver you left behind.
←Rate | 12-03-2010 15:38 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Only 60 shopping days left until black history month!
←Rate | 12-03-2010 14:35 by @Jimboleem Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am I the only one who thinks that they should be a bracket style tournament for the gangs on Gangland? I would definitely put the DVR to some good use. .
←Rate | 12-03-2010 13:28 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes when I'm bored I take red and blue M&Ms and walk up to random people...And try too convince them that one of them will get'em out the Matrix.....
←Rate | 12-03-2010 12:32 by bryan j brown Comments (0)  


   messageicon Change your FB profile picture to a hot pin up model/actress from whenever. The goal is not to see an ugly face on Facebook until December 7th. Support those that aren't getting any.
←Rate | 12-03-2010 12:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon May your dirty socks crawl up upon your face as you sleep
←Rate | 12-03-2010 12:25 by B Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where's the damn easy button!?!
←Rate | 12-03-2010 12:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wonders why people stare at you when they catch you talking to yourself...EXCUSE ME but I'm having a conversation here!!!
←Rate | 12-03-2010 12:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life was so simple back when we didn't need a Username and a Password.
←Rate | 12-03-2010 12:12 by Rick Hurst Comments (0)  


   messageicon if it wasn't obvious before, it should be now.....The 80s had the best cartoons.
←Rate | 12-03-2010 12:09 Comments (3)  


   messageicon wonders...if a cow gets struck by lightning, is that fast food?
←Rate | 12-03-2010 12:08 by ;) Comments (0)  



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