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Unbeknownst to most theologians, there were actually four wise men. But he was turned away for bringing a fruit cake..
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12-06-2010 09:42
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Oooooooo the Patron.....yesterday my friend, today my enemy...
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12-06-2010 08:56
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says change your birthday on facebook to todays date, and see how many of your "friends" are totally clueless
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12-06-2010 08:46 by
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likes the Hide button so much that he is now working on one for the laundry.
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12-06-2010 07:14 by
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wants to point out that real men don't sparkle.
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12-06-2010 06:58 by
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I know alcohol is never the answer, but it's always my best guess.
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12-06-2010 03:14 by
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The wife asked me to weed and water the flowerbed, so I pissed in it while smoking a blunt... Next...
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12-06-2010 00:12 by
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Why hasn't Sears made a riding vacuum cleaner?
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12-05-2010 23:59 by
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"Oh, the weather outside..... is the weather......"
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12-05-2010 23:00 by
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Update on my diet....its December and so far this year I've lost 12 months!! I would like to thank the website I found that allows me to purchase Cadbury mini eggs year round!!
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12-05-2010 22:19
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I wonder how many fries are eaten every year between the drive thru window and the parking lot exit.
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12-05-2010 21:12 by
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Has just been kidnapped by a fat man in a red suit and put in a bag, ALRIGHT! FESS UP! Who put me on there Christmas list?
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it just me or everytime someone says "and one time" you are thinking "at band camp" in the back of your head...
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12-05-2010 20:14 by
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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12-05-2010 18:20 by
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My parole officer heard I joined Facebook, so he came by and removed my house arrest ankle bracelet.... Because, really, where am I going?
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12-05-2010 17:50 by
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This lady in front of me has more coupons than groceries!
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12-05-2010 17:48 by
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You can go pretty much go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
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12-05-2010 17:47 by
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I think the best thing about being in the house of a hoarder is that you can take stuff home with you and they would never even notice.
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12-05-2010 17:46 by
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My naked girlfriend just fell on the floor as she was climbing into bed. 5 second rule?
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12-05-2010 17:45 by
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Not having to set an alarm for the next day is one of the best feelings in the world!
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12-05-2010 17:45 by
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