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If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.
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12-06-2010 17:31 by
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'Tis the season when we buy this year's gift with our next year's money...'
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12-06-2010 17:25 by
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This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. Were this to be an actual emergency you'd be screwed, because no one takes this seriously.
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12-06-2010 17:23 by
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My moral compass always gets me lost.
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12-06-2010 17:20 by
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My girlfriend asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I replied "your sister." Was that wrong?
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12-06-2010 17:19
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I don't care about your opinion enough to argue with you about anything.
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12-06-2010 17:18 by
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Why was Frosty so excited? He heard the snowblower was coming.
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12-06-2010 17:15
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This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
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12-06-2010 17:11
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Why doesn't Homeland Security call the new "If You See Something, Say Something" campaign, "The National Tattle-Tell Campaign"?
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12-06-2010 15:54
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Thank goodness for these new profiles... without them, I might never have known that so many of my friends speak english.
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12-06-2010 15:53 by
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Dear Scissors, I feel your pain... No one wants to run with me either. Sincerely, Sarah Palin.
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12-06-2010 15:47
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I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before.
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12-06-2010 14:59 by
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Go to Google Translating tool. From English to French, translate "Take a Dirty Picture for me." Then Copy and Paste back into the box the French words and Translate from French to English.
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12-06-2010 12:33 by
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.♫♪♫..it's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas...♫♪♫
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12-06-2010 12:33
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if you wake up with as bitter taste in your mouth on christmas day, at least you'll know that santa came!
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12-06-2010 12:25 by
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If you have an album in your facebook photo page, titled...WeDdInG pHoToS!!!! You my have been too young to marry.
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12-06-2010 12:08
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ADHD. It's like ADD except the picture quality is phenomenal.
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12-06-2010 11:47
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It's so cold I actually saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets...
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12-06-2010 11:42
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Given enough coffee, I believe I could rule the world.
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12-06-2010 10:33 by
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Unbeknownst to most theologians, there were actually four wise men. But he was turned away for bringing a fruit cake..
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