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Sitting here watching "Undercover Boss" thinking.. Guy shows up at your job with a camera crew, screws everything up, gets you to reveal secrets about your personal life.. If you can't figure out what's going on, there's no hope left for you..
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04-06-2013 05:34 by
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Never trust a woman who doesn't b*tch about everything.
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05-09-2013 13:09 by
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The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place
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05-10-2013 15:34
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I'm always right. And when I'm not, I edit Wikipedia.
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05-29-2013 17:20 by
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TO THE GOVERNMENT AGENTS WHO'VE BEEN ILLEGALLY MONITORING OUR TEXTS, ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THIS: Was that message I sent Ashley too forward?
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06-07-2013 18:10 by
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I'm playing Nickelback at your funeral to make sure you're really dead and not faking it
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06-13-2013 07:09 by
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Nothing is impossible. I know a man that once guessed correctly why a woman was mad at him.
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06-13-2013 09:10 by
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Nobody talks to the hand any more.
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06-20-2013 18:52
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A new study has found that men have a hard time reading women's facial expressions. Main reason? They usually aren't looking at her face.
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06-26-2013 13:08 by
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Speaking of independence, does anyone know how many independence days does Egypt have? I have lost count.
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07-04-2013 12:23
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I make mistakes to further my education.
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07-08-2013 04:24
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I have 3 moods: Skip every song on my iPod, let the music play without interruption, play the same song on repeat for days
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07-11-2013 21:02 by
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You're not USELESS I'm just saying that 300 years ago YOU would've been the guy to test which mushrooms the village could & couldn't eat.
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08-03-2013 12:01
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Amazing the things you say you’ll never do again when your head is lying next to a toilet
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08-15-2013 19:10 by
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My boss told me that if I can't show up sober then don't bother coming to work tomorrow. Three day weekend!
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08-22-2013 22:56 by
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MTV still has VMAs? They don't even play music! The Food Network should hand out awards to top athletes then or something equally as stupid .
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08-26-2013 10:02 by
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Who actually clicks on the "No I am not over 18" links on "adult" pages?
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08-30-2013 02:22 by
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Sex in the City is the prequel to The Golden Girls, right?
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09-05-2013 12:18
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Just watched a girl choke on her food and this can only mean one thing, she forgot to take a picture of it first and post it on her FB wall.
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12-21-2012 08:30 by
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If getting into heaven is based on how many times you have tried to close the elevator door before someone else gets on, I am screwed.
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12-21-2012 09:40 by
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