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I don't understand the whole gay marriage debate. Why would they want to ruin a perfectly good relationshp by getting married?
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12-16-2010 09:29
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all for gay marriage. Why should straight people have all the misery?
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12-16-2010 09:28
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I began to slip this morning while going to my car but turned it into a fantastic Moonwalk instead. I got skillz!
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12-16-2010 09:09 by
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I'd like to give you a nice going away present. But first, you have to do your part.
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12-16-2010 04:12 by
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He sees me when I'm eating, He knows that I'm too fat, he sees the indentation on the chair where I just sat ...
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12-16-2010 04:10 by
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I see nothing but continued growth and expansion for the foreseeable future... but enough about my diet.
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12-16-2010 04:07 by
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I need to take a Wikileak
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12-16-2010 01:32 by
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when God made saturn.. he liked it, so he put a ring on it
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12-15-2010 23:50
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Dont leave alphabet soup on the stove it could spell disaster.
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12-15-2010 22:48
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Being nice to someone you dislike doesn't mean you're a fake. It means you are mature enough to tolerate your dislike towards them....
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12-15-2010 21:10
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Roses are gray, violets are gray. Crap, I'm colorblind.
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12-15-2010 19:22 by
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I'll be 127.0.0.1 for Christmas
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12-15-2010 18:15 by
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He knows when you are sleeping...he knows when you're awake....oh my God I'm scared!!!
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12-15-2010 17:22 by
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A deal has been struck to allow evolution to continue to be taught in public schools, as long as Dinosaurs are refered to as Jesus Horse's.
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12-15-2010 17:06 by
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I hate it when I'm telling an awesome story, and realize halfway through that I should not be telling it to the person that I am.
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Women have special powers. They get wet with out water, They bleed with out injury, They make boneless meat get hard, and make men eat with out cooking
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12-15-2010 16:42 by
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Medical Marijuana vs Medical Alcohol... Why is the first one illegal?
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12-15-2010 15:57
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Just got home and found all the doors smashed in and everything gone!!! What kind of weirdo does that to someones advent calender ?
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12-15-2010 15:25
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
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12-15-2010 14:45 by
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I totally take back all of those times I didn't nap when I was a kid...
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