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2.I've given up the search for reality; now I'm just looking for a good fantasy.
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01-09-2011 07:01
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is "childish. No he's not, yes he is, no he's not, yes he is."
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01-09-2011 06:56
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thinking they should make a road paving company called Good Intentions.
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01-09-2011 06:45
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If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
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01-09-2011 06:44
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A recent study has shown that two in one people are schizophrenics.
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01-09-2011 06:40
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Everyone is calling me and texting me saying some big idiot is running down the road with nothing but a diaper on..where are you going?
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01-09-2011 01:31
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Q. What's the best part of having a homeless girlfriend? A. You can drop her off where ever you want!
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01-09-2011 01:29
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From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way you tighten and loosen mmm..NEW SHOES
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01-09-2011 01:29
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When you die, they'll bury you face down, so that you can see where your going.
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01-09-2011 01:28
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pretty sure he knows folks who stood in line for second helpings of 'special kind of stupid'.
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01-09-2011 01:00
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told the dog it is weird that he follows me into the bathroom all the time. So he walked out. Now I'm weirded out that he speaks English.
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01-09-2011 00:47 by
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thought he saw a ninja while driving home today - turned out to be just a light pole...or was it?
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01-09-2011 00:27 by
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a member of the Jehovah's Witness protection program.
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01-09-2011 00:25 by
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NEVER trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes.
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01-09-2011 00:18 by
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knows the world cannot end in 2012, because my GNC protein bars expire in 02/2013
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01-09-2011 00:16 by
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how come when I fart you say eww but when you fart, its ok
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01-08-2011 22:50
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I'm just sitting here thinking of all the absolutely incredible things that I could accomplish this year. That is, of course, if I gave a sh/t....
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01-08-2011 22:22 by
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I'm getting pretty damn close to "country music" drunk......
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01-08-2011 21:52 by
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Google Earth: Helping stalkers since 2004.
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01-08-2011 21:30
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celebrating Elvis style tonight....putting on his cape and bringing extra scarves for the ladies.
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01-08-2011 20:05 by
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