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It really sucks when your in the middle of something and your batteries go dead.
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01-15-2011 02:35 by
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dude, I'm pretty sure your car isnt supposed to sound like a dirt bike!
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01-15-2011 01:10
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I just learned that if you say Gullible REALLY SLOWLY, it sounds like orange. DT
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01-13-2011 03:35
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Why don't people start protesting funerals of members of the Westboro Baptist Church?
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01-13-2011 02:26
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In an argument, a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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01-13-2011 02:13 by
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Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.
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01-13-2011 02:08 by
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My god some people would join anything... I mean if they had a cause for taking a dump in centeral park , I am sure there would be some takers!!!
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01-13-2011 01:24
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spending all day at the furburger buffet...
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01-13-2011 01:11 by
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If there were to be a strip club with comedic act every night. Would it be called the Witty Titty?
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01-13-2011 00:56 by
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A Vegetarian is an old Indian word meaning "bad hunter."
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01-13-2011 00:55
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You want me on your wall! You need me on your wall!
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01-12-2011 23:53
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The next person that says asks me "Think we got enough snow?" shall be given an epic whitewash.
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01-12-2011 23:49
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If you havent practice your alibi in front of the mirror, you haven't been in-love.
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01-12-2011 22:52 by
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Can't believe Obama's speech cut into Modern Family... Put him on PBS where no one cares!
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01-12-2011 22:18
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Just drank enough NyQuil to sedate a family of hippos....
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01-12-2011 21:13 by
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I hate when I can't understand what I'm eavesdropping on.
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01-12-2011 20:43 by
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with some people I wouldn't even pee on if they were on fire, in fact I'd take out a marsh mellow and enjoy.
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01-12-2011 20:42
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We are in for such a cold winter this year that the squirrels are collecting more nuts than usual and so far 3 of my neighbors have disappeared, Are you all OK?
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01-12-2011 19:46 by
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gonna rock your WALL!
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01-12-2011 19:45 by
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life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance in the rain, and then get struck by the light
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