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Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.
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1.Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who's free for the weekend.
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01-15-2011 04:01
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Life should come with more opportunities to shove peoples faces in cake.
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01-15-2011 03:54
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How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours.
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01-15-2011 03:54
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"AGAIN?!" - Me, every morning.
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01-15-2011 03:53
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Every hero has that villain to keep them going.
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01-15-2011 03:51
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Just had to ask myself, "What would a competent person do in this situation?"
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01-15-2011 03:51
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Five bucks says I'm totally broke.
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01-15-2011 03:49
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The best feeling of the day is getting into bed, the worst feeling of the day is getting out of bed.
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01-15-2011 03:47
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Note to self: "Bring sexy back"
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01-15-2011 03:44
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My ego persuades me to be a lot more confident than I should be.
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01-15-2011 03:44
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I hate grocery shopping because I'm no very good at predicting what I'm going to feel like eating in a few days.
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01-15-2011 03:36
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Remember the bridge you drive over today was built by the lowest bidder.
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01-15-2011 03:35
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According to the new astrological signs, astrology is still complete bullsh!t.
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01-15-2011 03:34
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Hey Facebook, is it possible to cram a few more ads on my "new" profile page?
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01-15-2011 03:33
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You know your ego is too big when it enters the room before you do.
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01-15-2011 03:30
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Good thing I never got my zodiac sign tattooed.
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01-15-2011 03:29
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If hooters changes to a door-to-door service, would they change thier name to knockers?
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01-15-2011 03:28
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They changed the zodiac signs! Are they just going to add in a new random month too?
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01-15-2011 03:27
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Apparently, it is nearly impossible for men to beat a women in any argument, because men have a need to make sense.
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