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Confucius says man who argue with wife all day get no piece at night...
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01-16-2011 16:55
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To Like Your Own Status Or Picture On Facebook Is Like High-Fiving Yourself!!!
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01-16-2011 16:51
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Women like silent men, they think they're listening.
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01-16-2011 16:49
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War does not determine who is right – only who is left
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01-16-2011 16:47
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I wish that some conversations came with a fast-forward button.
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01-16-2011 16:44
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not taking coupons from giant chickens anymore. Not after last time.
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01-16-2011 16:43
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I keep trying to avoid trouble but I think it likes me...
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01-16-2011 16:43 by
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Five bucks says I'm totally broke.
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01-16-2011 16:37
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wishes Jersey Shore was like survivor, so they could all vote Sammi off the island.
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01-16-2011 16:34 by
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The Social Network...Probably the first time I've actually read the book before I saw the movie ...
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01-16-2011 16:29
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The worst part about waking up alone is not having someone to kick out of bed to make me coffee.
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01-16-2011 16:27
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Why are all the birds dyin? seahawks, falcons, ravens, eagles
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01-16-2011 16:27 by
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An angry mob of nerds can be dangerous. The only thing stopping them from tipping cars is physical ability.
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01-16-2011 16:26
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Reckons that in the right light,at the right angle,if you squint & stand on on leg,I might look like I give a damn
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01-16-2011 16:07 by
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Facebook should have a ”no one cares” button
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01-16-2011 15:56 by
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I put minute rice in a slow cooker and it took 3 hours
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01-16-2011 15:42 by
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Money doesnt buy happiness it buys crazy a$$ happiness
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01-16-2011 15:39
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eating a raccoon taco, anybody want some?
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01-16-2011 15:38
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if Tyler Perry controlled facebook, it would have more drama and more cross dressing old men with family lessons....Be glad Tyler Perry does not own Facebook.
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01-16-2011 15:32
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Happy National Nothing Day!
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01-16-2011 15:21 by
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