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Putting kids to bed is a little like playing WHACK-A-MOLE.
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01-17-2011 19:51
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watching Jersey Shore...Are my eyes supposed to bleed?
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01-17-2011 19:37
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real eyes realize real lies
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01-17-2011 19:10
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Worst football performance by a Brady since Marcia.
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01-17-2011 18:47
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just because the shampoo bottle says strawberry dont means it taste like strawberries
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01-17-2011 18:45
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just like the rent, too damn high.
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01-17-2011 18:43 by
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thinking about going on a cruise just for the profile picture opportunities.
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01-17-2011 17:25 by
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watching Yellow Submarine. So this is what it feels like to be high.
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01-17-2011 17:06
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Damn right I'm good in bed. I can sleep for days!!
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01-17-2011 16:12
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Am I the only one that uses the bristles on an esclalator to brush your shoes?
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01-17-2011 16:00 by
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Just learned how to cut and paste! Just learned how to cut and paste! Just learned how to cut and paste!
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01-17-2011 15:30 by
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When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.
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01-17-2011 15:00
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Guess what happened to me last night?????? I had a Dream.......
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01-17-2011 14:57
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trying to remember how to read, but these letters are distracting me! >_<
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01-17-2011 14:31
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the Batmobile is for sale on ebay the price is half a million...Anyone want to go in on halfies! :D
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01-17-2011 14:26
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likes to applaud inanimate objects just to see if they react
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01-17-2011 14:21 by
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it me or does that guy with the golden voice look like mac tonight ?
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01-17-2011 14:20
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wondering why people are giving me cards on MLK day saying "my bad"....
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01-17-2011 13:55
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Screw getting an alarm system. I've seen Home Alone, I know what to do.
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01-17-2011 13:47 by
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Why dont we have a John Lennon Day? I mean he was all about peace & togetherness......just sayin
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