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   messageicon Err -45 degrees! Does that read right!? Thought this was global warming! I see an ice age!
←Rate | 01-21-2011 21:02 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Ugly strikes one out of every three people...
←Rate | 01-21-2011 20:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon making beans and homemade biscuits. . . Bet my dogs try to sleep in a different room tonight. . .
←Rate | 01-21-2011 19:08 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Follow what you Love, Learn what you Live, and eventually you will Live what you Love...
←Rate | 01-21-2011 18:46 by @Jason_Vasquez Comments (1)  


   messageicon I like the word "Replacement". It's more fun 'n much better than dealing with BS! Just sayin'
←Rate | 01-21-2011 18:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon just had an Epiphany...or whatever her name was....
←Rate | 01-21-2011 17:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dont you hate it when you open a bag of chips and its half full?! Yeah, that's how us guys feel about push-up bras!!
←Rate | 01-21-2011 17:49 by Nunthewizr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was trying to bribe the dog on my way home. But he just stared at me then lie upside down, wiggles his tail and leave. I guess, language barrier is the reason...
←Rate | 01-21-2011 17:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon More people die of car accidents with a Deer than getting killed by terrorists. Maybe we should have them put on the al qaeda watch list.
←Rate | 01-21-2011 16:52 by michael Comments (3)  


   messageicon A hard man is good to find....
←Rate | 01-21-2011 16:19 by Charlie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't walk in here with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches
←Rate | 01-21-2011 15:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon in the shower this morning, I noticed that one of my nipples was a different color than the other two....is that normal?
←Rate | 01-21-2011 15:38 Comments (5)  


   messageicon Today's lunch: Redman and Dr. Pepper..slimy yet satisfying.
←Rate | 01-21-2011 15:23 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Patience is not a virtue, its a waste of time.
←Rate | 01-21-2011 15:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A little advie: Never EVER buy sushi from the home shopping network.
←Rate | 01-21-2011 15:15 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whats the differentce between A Jersey girl and a piece of trash? People pick up trash.
←Rate | 01-21-2011 14:57 by ME Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook: making stalkers life easier since 2004
←Rate | 01-21-2011 14:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ( . )Y( . ) ........get your mind out the gutter ,its only homer simpsons eyes....
←Rate | 01-21-2011 14:42 Comments (2)  


   messageicon Attended a group exercise class using Shake Weights. We had trouble getting our rhythm at first but we finally all came together at the end.
←Rate | 01-21-2011 14:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If google is great why cant I find my sanity??
←Rate | 01-21-2011 14:27 by fireheart Comments (1)  



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