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This is my butt (_._) This is my butt in jail (__o__)
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01-22-2011 07:32
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Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
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01-22-2011 06:04 by
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The status you are trying to read cnnot be wiewed from your current country or location.
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01-22-2011 03:57 by
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Better open some windows. I just ate "weapons grade" chilli!
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01-22-2011 02:34 by
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My girlfriend and I always have sex doggy style. I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays dead.
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01-22-2011 01:41
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drilled a hole in his head. Now he is bored
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01-22-2011 00:58
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thinks it's ok to steal my status updates, but I just wanted to warn you that I lick each one before I post them.
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01-21-2011 23:58 by
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Hey Obama, I could use that change now. I am doing laundry and could use the quaters.
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01-21-2011 23:16
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figured out that plastic surgery allows women to make their outer appearance resemble their inner appearance -- fake.
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01-21-2011 21:53 by
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I am addicted to updating my Facebook status. The first step is admitting I have a problem, right??
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01-21-2011 21:41 by
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I walked into Kwik Trip to pay for the gas & get a soda. It said, "Brat Day $1.50" in big letters!! This explains so much of the kids' behavior!!
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01-21-2011 21:39 by
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Some people really have a knack for giving my middle finger an erection...
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01-21-2011 21:14 by
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Err -45 degrees! Does that read right!? Thought this was global warming! I see an ice age!
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01-21-2011 21:02
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Ugly strikes one out of every three people...
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01-21-2011 20:57
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making beans and homemade biscuits. . . Bet my dogs try to sleep in a different room tonight. . .
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01-21-2011 19:08
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Follow what you Love, Learn what you Live, and eventually you will Live what you Love...
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01-21-2011 18:46 by
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I like the word "Replacement". It's more fun 'n much better than dealing with BS! Just sayin'
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01-21-2011 18:29
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just had an Epiphany...or whatever her name was....
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01-21-2011 17:56
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Dont you hate it when you open a bag of chips and its half full?! Yeah, that's how us guys feel about push-up bras!!
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01-21-2011 17:49 by
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I was trying to bribe the dog on my way home. But he just stared at me then lie upside down, wiggles his tail and leave. I guess, language barrier is the reason...
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