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These liberty tax male lady liberty people on the side of the road make me happy I'm not them.
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01-22-2011 21:02 by
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Don't get chased by your past. Your future always catches up.
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01-22-2011 21:01 by
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Nothing makes people happier than when you are wrong and they are right.
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01-22-2011 20:59 by
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wondering why villians just don't shoot Batman in the chin?
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01-22-2011 20:48
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putting up a new business in town; Zodiac Signs Tattoo Removal.
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01-22-2011 19:07
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Well I don't like you, and you don't like me. Oh you like me? Okay then I don't like you, and you like me.
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01-22-2011 18:13
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Some people struggle with their addictions. I embrace them.
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01-22-2011 17:55 by
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Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing. Then I can continue killing you with beer.
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01-22-2011 17:49 by
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You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
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01-22-2011 17:45 by
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Hey, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
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01-22-2011 17:42 by
Will
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girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.
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01-22-2011 17:33 by
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naked in the shower. (You're welcome ladies.)
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01-22-2011 16:08
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Anytime something goes wrong and everyone looks at you just jump out your seat and yell "Mortal Kombat!!" while beating on your chest! That should clear the room nicely.
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01-22-2011 15:48 by
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Today, I'm hosting a jousting tournament for ALL kids in the neighborhood! All you need is: $10 (entry fee), a bike, and a broom OR mop!
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01-22-2011 13:49
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I was in a Spelling Bee onze. But I lost bekause the other students cheeted.
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01-22-2011 13:45 by
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categorically denies all allegations......Next question
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01-22-2011 13:35 by
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throws his hand up and pretends he's on a roller-coaster whenever the plane takes off.
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01-22-2011 13:14 by
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blocked you from reading this awesome Facebook status update. Please try back later.
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01-22-2011 12:55 by
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The Best part of tonight is no alarm clock tomorrow
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01-22-2011 12:49 by
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Somebody made alot of money selling their baby to Elton John! Hope he doesn't let the "SON go down on him."
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