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people may not think I'm a big deal here, but in Munchkinland everybody looks up to me and I'm a huge success.
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01-24-2011 19:30
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^ Fah-Q! v Fah-Q! and > Fah-Q! Whose next?
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01-24-2011 19:25
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I'm not saying its cold, but I just saw a saber-toothed squirrel chasing after an acorn.
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01-24-2011 18:49
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BREAKING NEWS: Cheese factory explodes---nothing left but de Brie
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01-24-2011 18:48 by
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Just stuck Luke Skywalker in a dead Ton Ton.
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01-24-2011 18:46
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I still can't believe I got her to do that on a first date! ;0)
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01-24-2011 18:44
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I just created ice by putting some water outside for 5 minutes. Take that MacGyver!
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01-24-2011 18:37
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if I die and Fb still exists, I grant permission to change my status to: "X is chillin with Jesus"
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01-24-2011 18:34
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I wonder if its cold? It would be great if someone would post a temperature related update so I would know.
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01-24-2011 18:31
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so rothlisberger is going back to super bowl....some advice for people of dallas...hide yo kids ..hide yo wife
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01-24-2011 18:24
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going ice fishing in my neighbor's fish tank. Yep, its that cold.
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01-24-2011 18:24
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Just put my hands in the freezer to warm them up.
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01-24-2011 18:20
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If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handling a big tool.
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01-24-2011 17:55
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If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy
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01-24-2011 17:47
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eating a couch cushion and just found out I'm Oprah's long lost sister!
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01-24-2011 17:46 by
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Just watched Silence of the Lambs again.Buffalo Bill, now there was a man that was comfortable in his own skin..........and yours.
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01-24-2011 17:42
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Have to show ID at the Pharmacy to by 6 dollars of OTC cold medicine but I can go to the ABC store and buy a truckload of booze and they won't even card me. Wait a minute, does that mean I'm old. . .... . .
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01-24-2011 17:40 by
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I'd like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought: "Those ba$tards are hiding something delicious in there I know it."
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01-24-2011 17:01
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I cheered for the Bears, they lost. I cheered for the Jets, they lost. I'm going to start cheering for al-Qaeda.
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01-24-2011 17:01 by
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I sat down next to my wife and said, "You look so cute when you're concentrating." My wife said, "Will you f-ck off while I'm trying to take a sh*t."
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