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I don't care what you are having for dinner unless I'm invited to join you.
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01-27-2011 13:07
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I'm not pointing out your flaws, I'm pointing out my traits that are better than yours.
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01-27-2011 11:55
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I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and gosh darn it people like me more than you.
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01-27-2011 11:42
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Being friends means you can pick on each other and joke around. If you take offense then get off my wall!!
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01-27-2011 11:33
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Glasses and Bangs.......I just got the 2011 Memo
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01-27-2011 11:08 by
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Just downloaded the new FIFA 11 commentory update, not much has changed although when my girlfriend went on it andy grey shouted "put the f@&king controller down & get back in the kitchen"
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01-27-2011 10:59
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Did anyone else notice that President Obama's new slogan is "Winning The Future"? Which, ironically is WTF.
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01-27-2011 10:41 by
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Really don't understand why everytime I open my t.v. dinner there has to be corn frozen in my brownie :/
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01-27-2011 10:07
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Jesus this, Mosses that- Abraham hit me with a wiffleball bat
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01-27-2011 09:56
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Plastic surgery Allows you the rare opportunity to make your inner appearance resemble your inner appearance. Fake.
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01-27-2011 09:11
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In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage. They make it into television shows.
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01-27-2011 08:54 by
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
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01-27-2011 07:25 by
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I was gonna listen to that last lame song you posted, but then, um, I just carried on living my life.
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01-27-2011 07:24
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In the long run the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip.
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01-27-2011 07:09 by
Will
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I really want to meet yo mamma! She sounds pretty fat...
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01-27-2011 07:03
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You think the glass is half empty. I just appreciate that I have some beer left in it.
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01-27-2011 06:53
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BAD NEWS: I've never been in love. GOOD NEWS: I've never been in Courtney Love.
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01-27-2011 03:12 by
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I think Facebook needs another relationship type: Domestic Incarceration
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01-27-2011 02:53 by
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what is with blind people always walking their dogs
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01-27-2011 00:45
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sticks and stones my break my bones, but...ahhhh he!! what did you just say B!t@h! ?
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01-27-2011 00:33 by
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