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   messageicon Why is it one you always wish for is out there somewhere...just waiting for the right time for you both to meet..and it will happen when you least expect it... :)
←Rate | 06-13-2010 23:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon there is no status update....only zuul
←Rate | 06-13-2010 23:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just read that BP was working on a sponsorship deal with the English goal keeper! Apparently there was a leak on both sides and the deal never happened!
←Rate | 06-13-2010 23:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon i raised myself, Happy Father's Day to me
←Rate | 06-13-2010 23:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't EVER fight for someone who wouldn't damn fight for you.
←Rate | 06-13-2010 23:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon still waiting for the latest Toy Story movie to come out... Its called Adult Toy Story. It gives a totally new meaning to "Buzz" and "Woody".
←Rate | 06-13-2010 20:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon mad because the government took away my Weapon of Mass Destruction.
←Rate | 06-13-2010 20:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon that the word "studying" comes from the words "students dying".
←Rate | 06-13-2010 20:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon hit a parked car while texting. Even sadder, I was WALKING.
←Rate | 06-13-2010 20:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just noticed that all the girls I've ever been with all had one major thing in common.. 10's become 2's on day 2."
←Rate | 06-13-2010 19:46 by kenny Comments (0)  

   messageicon People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world"
←Rate | 06-13-2010 19:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ha.....and the neighbors think THEY can be loud???? They haven't been formally introduced to me and Jack Daniels yet.
←Rate | 06-13-2010 19:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I dont trust pregnant people. I have a feeling they're hiding something....
←Rate | 06-13-2010 19:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon asked "what do you like to see most in a woman" I answered "the top of her head"
←Rate | 06-13-2010 18:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Now I know exactly why Australians have their own version of " Australian rules football" !!!
←Rate | 06-13-2010 17:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon This is a full blown Four Alarm fishing season emergency here. All thats left is to press on and have the hap... hap... happiest fishing trip since Bing Crosby Tap danced with Danny Frikin Kay.
←Rate | 06-13-2010 17:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The last German who did THAT well on African soil was Rommel.
←Rate | 06-13-2010 16:45 by Wood Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why has "Just between you and I," never really just between you and I?
←Rate | 06-13-2010 16:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
←Rate | 06-13-2010 16:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon making deposits into her buzz account...
←Rate | 06-13-2010 16:04 Comments (0)  

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