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How busy can you actually be if you just took the time to change your online status to say so?
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02-23-2011 18:33 by
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Never be ashamed of who you are. Be ashamed of who you pretend to be.
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02-23-2011 18:28
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I THINK MY WIFE THINKS I'M TO NOSEY AND ALWAYS IN OTHER PEOPLES BUSINESS. I AM SURE SHE FEELS THAT WAY BECAUSE I READ IT IN HER DIARY......
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02-23-2011 18:23 by
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The guy that did Super Size Me should of done it during Monopoly month.
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02-23-2011 16:30 by
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All of my passwords are "incorrect" so my computer always tells me if I forget.
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02-23-2011 16:17 by
Marshall the Great
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I am pretty sure that my cute neighbor thinks that I am a stalker. She wrote it on Facebook, Twitter and in her diary.
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02-23-2011 16:06 by
Marshall the Great
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What do women want? The opposite of whatever they have.
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02-23-2011 15:35
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Some women need to learn that "about average" isn't in the 5'5", 175 lbs range!
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02-23-2011 15:28
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I know KARATE and like 2 other japanese words.
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02-23-2011 15:14
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There is Breast Cancer, be Aware of it.......There! Doesn't that promote Breast Cancer Awareness a lot better than writing the name of a Fruit or the Colour of your Bra as your Facebook status?!?
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02-23-2011 14:47 by
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A lock of Justin Bieber's hair is on auction on ebay current bid at 10,000 $ no wonder the worlds gone to the dogs
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02-23-2011 14:32 by
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there is a thin line between love and hate....and I'd like to pick up that line and strangle you with it.......
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02-23-2011 14:10 by
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My FB account would benefit from a breathalyzer-activated password.
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02-23-2011 14:06 by
Marshall the Great
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Ever notice how unaware people are of the world around them? No?
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02-23-2011 14:04 by
Marshall the Great
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If Facebook goes out of business, we should all exchange phone numbers and mailing addresses.
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02-23-2011 13:57
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gonna miss Gaddafi's outfits. He makes Lady Gaga look like Johnny Cash
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02-23-2011 13:25 by
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Dear Eminem: Not only do we have the same name, but we're both black on the inside too. Sincerely, M&Ms.
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02-23-2011 13:22
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Life's like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you have to stick your finger in a few before you find the one that's right for you....
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02-23-2011 13:12 by
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I was upset when I heard that Justin Beiber got a haircut because it meant I was gonna have to rearrange my "Top ten things I care least about" list.
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02-23-2011 13:03 by
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Kilometers are shorter than miles. So I'll be taking my next trip in kilometers to try and save some gas.
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02-23-2011 12:58 by
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