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   messageicon This status update is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual status update, you would have driven staight 2 Taco Bell & eaten a chalupa.
←Rate | 06-15-2010 05:32 by Aaron Comments (0)  

   messageicon Family and friends know the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you've forgotten the words.
←Rate | 06-15-2010 01:54 by DavidBDillon Comments (0)  

   messageicon wow just found out Jimmy Dean died! this is gotta be the wurst day ever...
←Rate | 06-15-2010 01:22 by geez Comments (0)  

   messageicon Fat bottomed girls, You make the rockin' world go round.
←Rate | 06-15-2010 01:22 by The FRED Comments (0)  

   messageicon For the Mean girl who cut me off, gave me the finger & rolled down your window just to call me A-hole. Next time you should think before you act. You were pulling into your Driveway. Now you have Egg on your face & your car & your house. =)
←Rate | 06-15-2010 01:17 by The FRED Comments (0)  

   messageicon sorry I ignored your text yesterday, but did you really want me to reply to it with "I don't feel like texting you right now" anyway?
←Rate | 06-15-2010 01:06 by some guy Comments (0)  

   messageicon hates when his hand falls asleep, it usually means it's going to be up all night
←Rate | 06-15-2010 00:59 by geez Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you can get one person to smile then your day was worth while.............
←Rate | 06-15-2010 00:38 by Corey C Comments (0)  

   messageicon why, hello there tequila and vodka....enjoy your stay, and as usual...please feel free to as many complementary brain cells you'd like.....i believe you and liver have met??
←Rate | 06-15-2010 00:27 by pedro Comments (0)  

   messageicon Oh, I believe ya.... but my tommy gun don't!
←Rate | 06-14-2010 21:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon just realized that it's actually called 'hang-gliding' and not 'hand-gliding'. Looks like I can put that one up on the self along with 'wheel-barrow' instead of 'wheel-barrel' and 'volley-ball' instead of 'balley-ball'
←Rate | 06-14-2010 21:14 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Oveheard on the "short" bus.....If you're happy and you know it stomp your hands
←Rate | 06-14-2010 21:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon to drink or........... to drink there is no question.
←Rate | 06-14-2010 20:49 by ~T~ Comments (0)  

   messageicon Am I the only 1 who cheers 4 the grape soda in the Kool-Aid commercials?
←Rate | 06-14-2010 20:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon packing for beach vacation - cross the oil off the list
←Rate | 06-14-2010 20:33 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My wife just came in to tell me about something that happened at work today and I asked her to hold on for a second as I grabbed a can of listening juice...I might need two.
←Rate | 06-14-2010 20:32 by garyb Comments (0)  

   messageicon - Rachael Ray and The Kardashians on the same TV show? Hotter when the "mute" button on your remote control works.
←Rate | 06-14-2010 20:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Can Atheists get insurance for Acts of God?
←Rate | 06-14-2010 19:43 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon pondering why the kids can't give the silly rabbit just one bowl of trix, greedy little brats...
←Rate | 06-14-2010 19:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just responded to a text message someone sent me a year ago with, "yeah, sounds good. Let's do that."
←Rate | 06-14-2010 19:14 by Joser Comments (0)  

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