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   messageicon I married my wife for her looks.But not the ones she's been giving me lately!
←Rate | 07-17-2010 07:19 by siddg Comments (0)  

   messageicon just realised the phrase is "in with hate...out with love" I thought it was the other wonder I have no friends left!
←Rate | 07-17-2010 07:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon the more reasons you hvae for achieving your goal,the more determined you will become
←Rate | 07-17-2010 04:19 by hamiisi Comments (0)  

   messageicon Australian scientists are releasing photos of never before seen deep sea creatures.In related news, BP is releasing photos of never to be seen again sea creatures.
←Rate | 07-17-2010 01:51 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Starbucks is a terrible place to meet women. Everytime you buy them a drink they get more and more...alert......and talkative.
←Rate | 07-17-2010 01:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The liquor store advertised.. We De-Liver
←Rate | 07-17-2010 00:49 by Aaron Comments (0)  

   messageicon smarter than the average bear..."Now where the f*ck did I leave that pic-a-nic basket?"
←Rate | 07-17-2010 00:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon lmaoshmsfoaidmt = laughing my ass off so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco
←Rate | 07-16-2010 23:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon behind every great man is a woman, and behind that woman is another woman....... And another woman....... And another woman.... And another
←Rate | 07-16-2010 23:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon cutting I'm cutting the sleeves off my Snuggie because it makes me look cool and after all it's summer.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 23:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Forget the damn past. Remember the lesson.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 23:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon I found myself lost in deep thought today. What a strange and scary place that was
←Rate | 07-16-2010 21:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon if you do not change direction,u may end up where you are going
←Rate | 07-16-2010 21:10 by hamiisi Comments (0)  

   messageicon be like a postage stamp,stick to one thing till you get there
←Rate | 07-16-2010 21:03 by hamiisi Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Look, there's a difference between 'ninja' and 'ninjer'."
←Rate | 07-16-2010 20:54 by X Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think the Hope And Change has turned into Hump and Dump.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 19:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Angelina Jolie is the prettiest ugly chick I've ever seen!
←Rate | 07-16-2010 19:19 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (1)  

   messageicon sex with an imaginary friend is still just masturbation.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 19:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wish some people were like Etch-A-Sketch's...when you shake the sh*t out of them they disappear.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 19:09 by Cece WyteGurl RedRobin Comments (0)  

   messageicon cutting the sleeves off my Snuggie because it makes me look more badass...
←Rate | 07-16-2010 19:07 by Cece WyteGurl RedRobin Comments (0)  

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