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   messageicon If you've seen one child on a leash, you've seen a mall
←Rate | 07-20-2010 01:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The YMCA has officially shortened it's name to "The Y". You know times are tough when letters are even getting laid off.
←Rate | 07-20-2010 01:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't understand the whole gay women play softball thing. Please explain to me because it's a bunch of girls who like to hold wood & catch balls in spandex on their free time...
←Rate | 07-20-2010 00:23 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  

   messageicon The BP oil is seeping into Bedrock. I'll bet Fred Flintstone is furious.
←Rate | 07-19-2010 23:58 by Aaron Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering why Dora never tells her parents about the fox that keeps stalking her."
←Rate | 07-19-2010 23:44 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  

   messageicon I caught myself updating my Facebook status in my sleep & I think I actually would've posted it if the rumble strips on the highway didn't wake me up first.
←Rate | 07-19-2010 23:34 by Vito Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some couples hold hands because theyre afraid that if they let go theyd kill each other
←Rate | 07-19-2010 23:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
←Rate | 07-19-2010 22:40 by Uche617 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I was a bird, I know who I'd s**t on first...
←Rate | 07-19-2010 22:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon “Even in a happy relationship, it's seems to be possible to have a wandering eye or even crave affection from another person.
←Rate | 07-19-2010 22:09 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Get a backbone and say NO if you don't want to do something, ignoring calls and texts is a cowards way out. Grow a pair!!!
←Rate | 07-19-2010 22:08 by bach Comments (0)  

   messageicon A woman should know how to look like a girl, how to act like a lady, how to think like a man." :)
←Rate | 07-19-2010 22:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon wants you to know that Alcohol is Never the answer. Unless, of course, the question is "What is C2H5OH?"
←Rate | 07-19-2010 21:57 by Felesar Comments (0)  

   messageicon I swear Idiots are like the Air ...they're everywhere..
←Rate | 07-19-2010 21:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon I propose that Jesus must have been a Zombie. Lets look at the facts: He came back from the dead, He wants you drink his blood and also eat his flesh so that you have ever lasting life. Or maybe... a vampire-zombie? Hmm... futher study is needed.
←Rate | 07-19-2010 21:39 by Tracy Comments (7)  

   messageicon tHInks pEOPle WHo TyPE LikE thiS aRe retARDed.
←Rate | 07-19-2010 21:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Zaa Zaa Gabor is doing well after her hip replacement surgury. The hip was donated by the Museum of Natural History
←Rate | 07-19-2010 21:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Golfer oosthuizen has won the British Open. In his honor, his name will be used in the last round of the next National Spelling Bee.
←Rate | 07-19-2010 21:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon never, ever, ever under any circumstances take a laxative and sleeping pill on the same night
←Rate | 07-19-2010 21:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Life has no damn remote....get up and change it yourself!
←Rate | 07-19-2010 20:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  

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