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   messageicon An expert is just someone who's 10,000 miles away from home.
←Rate | 02-24-2011 07:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Neighbors just bough me a new Seiko , I think they misunderstood me when they asked what I wanted for my birthday and I said I wanna watch
←Rate | 02-24-2011 07:23 by Banjaxed Comments (1)  


   messageicon Women cant hear what Men don't say
←Rate | 02-24-2011 05:23 by @Buddz31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You dont need superpowers to read my mind all you need is a facebook Or Twitter..Lol
←Rate | 02-24-2011 04:14 by EricAldayMotley Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't think people like the hugs I dish out. They say its weird during mid hug when I whisper in their ear..."Just relax and spread that hug all over me".
←Rate | 02-24-2011 03:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's looking like along week. And like a midget at a urinal, I'm going to have to be on my toes for it.
←Rate | 02-24-2011 03:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends..... Seriously it's not rocket science people!
←Rate | 02-24-2011 02:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never run after a bus or a woman....There will always be another.
←Rate | 02-24-2011 00:59 by pUnKiE Comments (0)  


   messageicon saying "black and yellow black and yellow"... sounds like a R. Kelly home made video.
←Rate | 02-23-2011 23:57 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon The words there, their, and they're do NOT mean the same thing.
←Rate | 02-23-2011 23:56 by Anubis73 Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't wait in 60 years to see what senior citizens will look like in jordans, timberlands with the pants that hang to there ankles and the shirt thats 13 times too big.
←Rate | 02-23-2011 23:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i should not be allowed to send text messages to the opposite sex between the hours of 8pm and 7am fri-sun morning it only results in me making an a$$ of myself
←Rate | 02-23-2011 22:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i speak fluen deutsch
←Rate | 02-23-2011 22:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon time for those homeless people with will work for food signs to grab a shovel
←Rate | 02-23-2011 22:13 by migasjoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was asked today, " Jeremy, should I dye my beard and get rid of the grey hairs? Or do I look better with the greys?" So I looked this person right in the eyes and said "Aunt Shirley, you really should just shave it! You look like Chewbacca's sister!"
←Rate | 02-23-2011 21:35 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon wants to work for the Attitude Adjustment Bureau
←Rate | 02-23-2011 21:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish my teachers graded my papers drunk.
←Rate | 02-23-2011 21:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I put my facebook in her twitter then she was youtubing my google and I was going yahoo.
←Rate | 02-23-2011 20:43 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Always remember to be yourself. Unless you suck
←Rate | 02-23-2011 20:40 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got pulled over by the cops today and he ask me if I had a police record ..... I said yes ....every breath you take and don't stand so close to me........ Now what is my lawyer phone number
←Rate | 02-23-2011 20:29 Comments (0)  



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