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   messageicon Been eating thin mints like crazy and haven't lost a pound
←Rate | 02-26-2011 13:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To file a complaint, click the x on tha top right corner of your screen!
←Rate | 02-26-2011 13:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon $60 to fill my gas tank last night. It's the apocalypse!!! I'm going to Walmart, buying me a water hose and I'm going on a siphon spree.........
←Rate | 02-26-2011 13:17 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess it time to test my theory that Vodka (being alcohol) should kill the flu virus.......
←Rate | 02-26-2011 12:59 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon You'd be amazed how often I'm wrong when people say guess what.
←Rate | 02-26-2011 11:04 by Abbybaby34 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Hangover in progress.....please do not disturb. I think I have the >>wine flu this morning..............
←Rate | 02-26-2011 09:11 by Peter Gillespie Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks "going to the gym" should mean more than just walking there and then walking home.
←Rate | 02-26-2011 09:01 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't think I could ever be with a woman who is just like me. For one thing, she'd be way too big and hairy.
←Rate | 02-26-2011 08:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Royal Mail are releasing stamps of famous prostitutes. They cost 20p each but if you lick them it's 45p.
←Rate | 02-26-2011 07:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So when your sexting...do you get a phoner?
←Rate | 02-26-2011 05:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Actually has a dai off tomorrow? Wow, it's been so long I can't even remember how to spell it
←Rate | 02-26-2011 02:08 by Michek Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're a cannibal does that make every fight a food fight?
←Rate | 02-26-2011 00:10 by @Bdog712 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you really want to get to know someone, start arguing with them.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 23:08 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon man falls out of a deer stand and dies...and people say...he died doing what he loved to do....which was falling out of trees?
←Rate | 02-25-2011 22:52 by Yojimbo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Real cases, real people, real emotional abuse....JUDGE JUDY
←Rate | 02-25-2011 22:48 by Jim Woodward Comments (0)  


   messageicon My grandma and your grandma were sitting by the fire, my grandma pushed your grandma right in the fire...that's just how she rolls.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 22:24 by Yojimbo Comments (0)  


   messageicon A t.v. christian dating site commercial : Hey Christians, want to be in a meaningful relationship? ...whoa whoa whoa...arent they IN a MEANINGFUL relationship...with GOD?
←Rate | 02-25-2011 22:18 by Yojimbo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll have a cheeseburger, minus the burger, cheese, bread, and add tequila
←Rate | 02-25-2011 22:17 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon A school in Kentucky is going to start teaching the Bible in the class room.....yea that's great...but I didn't know anyone in Kentucky knew how to read.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 22:11 by Yojimbo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whenever I say, "I don't mean that in a bad way"... yeah, I probably do.
←Rate | 02-25-2011 22:06 by Felesar Comments (0)  



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