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   messageicon WOW did you ever really look at the word "manslaughter"? Mans Laughter, that's just sick... LOL
←Rate | 07-21-2010 22:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Error: Facebook status removed due to awesomeness overload
←Rate | 07-21-2010 22:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I finally figured out what the red and blue lights mean on an RCMP cruiser, so they know which side to get in on
←Rate | 07-21-2010 21:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon remember the police are sort of like dogs, they usually don't chase you unless you run.
←Rate | 07-21-2010 21:30 by L Comments (0)  

   messageicon I took this personality test on the internet, and it said... "Describe yourself in one word." I answered, "Not good at following instructions."
←Rate | 07-21-2010 21:20 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Got an awesome watch for my birthday. It was waterproof, shockproof, fireproof, bulletproof, acidproof, childproof & scratchproof. I lost it.
←Rate | 07-21-2010 21:16 by Marshall the Great Comments (1)  

   messageicon The future is that time when you'll wish you'd done what you aren't doing now.
←Rate | 07-21-2010 21:08 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon The A/C in my office isn't working and has now officially become an employee.
←Rate | 07-21-2010 21:07 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Money....Here Today, Gone Today!!
←Rate | 07-21-2010 21:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Yes, I'm coming to your party. Please introduce me to everyone before I get there, I don't want to have to explain my whole "deal."
←Rate | 07-21-2010 20:58 by gez Comments (0)  

   messageicon My apartment is where weird foreigners go to have a loud conversation right outside of...
←Rate | 07-21-2010 20:54 by geez Comments (0)  

   messageicon If ESPN had a cake show, they could call it "Laying Down a Bundt."
←Rate | 07-21-2010 20:51 by geez Comments (0)  

   messageicon 's misery likes tequila, not company.
←Rate | 07-21-2010 20:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know you spend too much time on facebook when you start refering to people by their first, maiden, and last name!
←Rate | 07-21-2010 19:21 by boo Comments (0)  

   messageicon off to Mamby Pamby land for some self-confidence...
←Rate | 07-21-2010 18:35 by TC Comments (0)  

   messageicon Feminists. If you hate men so much, why are you always trying to be like us?
←Rate | 07-21-2010 17:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon named his dog Egypt cause he leave pyramids all around the house.
←Rate | 07-21-2010 17:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon wishes they all could be California girls.
←Rate | 07-21-2010 17:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A "Sarah Palindrome" is a sentence that reads forwards, but sounds backwards.
←Rate | 07-21-2010 16:55 by jdpower Comments (0)  

   messageicon wishes Lebron went to The Mets.
←Rate | 07-21-2010 16:39 by L Comments (0)  

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