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   messageicon thinks it's Hotter Outside then a Las Vegas Sidewalk on the Fourth of July!.."
←Rate | 07-26-2010 18:55 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  

   messageicon remember when you. tongue punched that 300 pound woman in the fartbox?
←Rate | 07-26-2010 18:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon theres nothing like the rush you get when you color outside the lines...
←Rate | 07-26-2010 16:52 Comments (0)  

   messageicon goin to go to wal-mart and when the intercom comes on sit in an isle rock back and forth saying the voices are back!
←Rate | 07-26-2010 16:13 by Nola Comments (0)  

   messageicon A lot of mistakes, bad decisions, poor judgements, and total screw ups has led me to the right person in the right place at the right time.....
←Rate | 07-26-2010 15:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I might not have a lot of one thing, but I have enough of everything, and for that I'm blessed.
←Rate | 07-26-2010 14:21 Comments (1)  

   messageicon The best reason for being Italian is so that you can braid your girlfriends armpit hair!!!
←Rate | 07-26-2010 14:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Certain cars really say something about you..For instance...Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler! and Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year! lol
←Rate | 07-26-2010 14:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I FOUND THE GOLDEN TICKET!!!!!! FUGG ALL THE PEOPLE WHO SAID I WAS CRAZY!!! ALL MY HATERS CAN KISS....... oh wait........ It's just a twixx
←Rate | 07-26-2010 13:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon WTF It's been 25 something years since Charlie Bucket took over the Chocolate factory,and we are still buying Wonka Bars! I want a damn Bucket Bar! I know wonka picked the wrong kid. Veruca Salt would if had her own bar by know.
←Rate | 07-26-2010 13:30 by jack Comments (0)  

   messageicon The skeletons in my closet have requested a walk in!!!
←Rate | 07-26-2010 11:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Winnie the Pooh is a bad ass. Anyone that can be THAT fat, lazy, obliviously self absorbed and loved by all is a genius in my book.
←Rate | 07-26-2010 11:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes I think the world would be much better off without so much technology. - Sent from my iPhone
←Rate | 07-26-2010 07:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon wonders what the guys from Color Me Badd are doing nowadays because I need a new roof.
←Rate | 07-26-2010 06:30 by Leeferd Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just saw Inception and I'm pretty sure I dreamt that movie the other night...
←Rate | 07-26-2010 03:32 by geez Comments (0)  

   messageicon keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box..
←Rate | 07-26-2010 03:07 by roN Comments (1)  

   messageicon With great power comes great responsibility... but... with great amounts of beer comes a great excuse...
←Rate | 07-26-2010 03:05 by Wes Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil
←Rate | 07-26-2010 02:16 by Bindi Comments (2)  

   messageicon Women, can't live with them.... can't live with them
←Rate | 07-26-2010 00:43 by str8n Comments (0)  

   messageicon should be able to assist and speed up the Charles Darwin theory of Natural Selection!!!!
←Rate | 07-26-2010 00:05 Comments (0)  

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