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   messageicon OK so I'm a guy so I'm not going to pretend like I'm an expert on the subject but HOW THE HELL DO YOU NOT KNOW YOU'RE PREGNANT!!!!
←Rate | 07-15-2010 17:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Shakeweight...providing practical excercise for ladies since 2009
←Rate | 07-15-2010 17:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Apparently the forklifts at home depot are "not meant for racing and for employee use only."They should really get a sign..
←Rate | 07-15-2010 17:54 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon I plan on using a treasure map as my will
←Rate | 07-15-2010 17:54 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon it kitty litter if you throw a cat out a car window
←Rate | 07-15-2010 17:51 by one Comments (0)  

   messageicon Birds of a feather flock together...then sh*t on your car...
←Rate | 07-15-2010 17:44 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon The propeller is just a big fan in the front of the plane to keep the pilot cool. Want proof? Make it stop; then watch the pilot break out into a sweat.
←Rate | 07-15-2010 17:39 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon quit my job in the helium balloon factory... I refuse to be spoken to in that tone
←Rate | 07-15-2010 17:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Little known fact: "Ikea" is actually Swedish for the sound one makes when sh*tty furniture falls apart.
←Rate | 07-15-2010 17:25 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon i suppose those highway signs that read "Speed enforced by aircraft" has a more serious meaning in Iraq.
←Rate | 07-15-2010 17:13 by levon Comments (0)  

   messageicon if you poke, please poke responsibly
←Rate | 07-15-2010 17:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What's 7 inches long with a purple head and women love it? ... A twenty pound note!
←Rate | 07-15-2010 15:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mel Gibson's girlfriend coulda had it worse... HE COULDA been a Brazilian Goalkeeper...
←Rate | 07-15-2010 14:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon peer preasure wont work I will not try your the automatic friend frinder facebook
←Rate | 07-15-2010 14:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon WTF is up with people hating on HipHop these days? Thanks to Lil Wayne,I now know that a "Goblin" is better than a "Goon", Pitbull taught Me how to count to 4 in Spanish, and Plies taught me how to be intimate with a woman by pouring Kool-Aid down her a$$
←Rate | 07-15-2010 14:13 by jdpower Comments (2)  

   messageicon I may not meet my wife in college...But I damn sure have met my bros throwing my bachelor party
←Rate | 07-15-2010 13:54 by @Ima_runpastya FOLLOW ME Comments (0)  

   messageicon I stood in front of a mirror for 10 minutes to watch myself blink... I missed it everytime!
←Rate | 07-15-2010 12:36 by geez Comments (0)  

   messageicon trying to find Osama is like trying to find Waldo....I give up.
←Rate | 07-15-2010 12:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Shakeweight.......most akward way of working out xD
←Rate | 07-15-2010 12:22 by Shyloh Comments (0)  

   messageicon IPhone 4 should have just came out on T-Mobile b/c they have one thing in~\..........Hello, Hello...../~common
←Rate | 07-15-2010 12:14 by @Steady Comments (0)  

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