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If it squirms it's Biology; if it stinks it's Chemistry; if it doesn't work it's Physics and if you can't understand it, it's Mathematics.
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02-04-2011 08:46 by
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A neurotic is a person who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the person who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the person who collects the rent.
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02-04-2011 08:46 by
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We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities. Bill
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02-04-2011 08:45 by
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Foolishness always results when the tongue outraces the brain.
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02-04-2011 08:44 by
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Its funny how Governments evolution is opposite as to mans evolution.
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02-04-2011 08:44 by
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If I seduce it, really get it going, then leave it alone for ten minutes,maybe this paper will finish itself.
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02-04-2011 08:42 by
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You know when you are getting old when, you finally got your head together, now your body is falling apart.
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02-04-2011 08:40 by
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Honestly, I'd hit Anderson Cooper too if I had the chance.
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02-04-2011 08:33 by
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Hardee's is shutting down its 32 franchises in Egypt. There's Hardee's in Egypt? No wonder they don't like us.
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02-04-2011 08:32 by
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if you don't care about my past, then why do you keep asking about it?
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02-04-2011 08:25
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
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02-04-2011 08:17 by
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♫ Jesus freaks, out in the streets, handing tickets out for God...♫
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02-04-2011 08:12
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i dont care how much ice cream you have your not gonna put that banana there.
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02-04-2011 07:32
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I get distracted by all the meats in the deli section, must be my short attention spam.
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02-04-2011 07:00 by
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I just heard the local priest singing a bit of "Nuns N' Moses".... "Take me down to the Vatican City where the mass is keen and the boys are pretty."
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02-04-2011 04:08 by
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In Store Special - "You're My One and Only" Valentine's Day cards... 4 for $5...
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02-04-2011 03:24 by
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Hi, my name is Kim, and I am an LOL addict. I have finally hit rock bottom and am ready for treatment. LOL
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02-04-2011 02:53 by
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The hardest question of the weekend...can or bottle?
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02-04-2011 02:02 by
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If people winked in real life as much as they wink in texts, the world would be an extremely creepy place. ;)
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02-03-2011 23:14 by
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I hate it when my inner child talks back to the voices in my head.
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02-03-2011 23:13 by
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