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   messageicon if any more of these Mel Gibson tapes get released you'll be able to buy the box set from Time Life by XMas
←Rate | 07-16-2010 07:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't care if Monday's blue... Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too... Thursday I don't care about you... It's Friday, and I don't have any real plans for this evening...
←Rate | 07-16-2010 07:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon always do right.this will gratify some people and astonish the rest
←Rate | 07-16-2010 06:44 Comments (0)  

   messageicon has a message to all Gingers. Let Raoul Moat be a lesson. We will find you and make it look like suicide!
←Rate | 07-16-2010 06:31 by deithy Comments (0)  

   messageicon just read that movie theatre popcorn is very buttery and unhealthy, in other news..water is wet! :D
←Rate | 07-16-2010 06:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 01:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 01:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I once gave up fishing. It was the most terrifying weekend of my life.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 01:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon worried that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 01:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon u will never find the right person if you do not let go of the wrong one
←Rate | 07-16-2010 01:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon i am pleased that BP has stopped the flow of water into the Oil of Mexico
←Rate | 07-16-2010 00:42 by jdpower Comments (0)  

   messageicon She has the lips of an angel But what She does with them, she's probably going to hell
←Rate | 07-16-2010 00:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon gonna send Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston a pack of condoms as a wedding gift.
←Rate | 07-15-2010 23:13 by ladybug mama Comments (0)  

   messageicon Captian's Log: July 15th, I am still a total bada$$
←Rate | 07-15-2010 21:56 by michael hall Comments (0)  

   messageicon admits he only watches "Glee" for the hot, young a*s. Mmm
←Rate | 07-15-2010 21:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon heard that actor Mel Gibson had phoned several trusted friends for advice on how to handle his situation with girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. They included Alec Baldwin, Chris Brown, Michael Richards, Archie Bunker and the ghost of Gary Coleman.
←Rate | 07-15-2010 20:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ack when I flipped burgers at McD's, the big girls always wanted to date me, said I smelled good.
←Rate | 07-15-2010 20:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon eating fiber and smoking weed.... just for sh*ts and giggles
←Rate | 07-15-2010 19:58 by levon Comments (0)  

   messageicon couldn't use my Shakeweight today... it had a headache
←Rate | 07-15-2010 19:52 by levon Comments (0)  

   messageicon How did this happen?
←Rate | 07-15-2010 19:25 Comments (3)  

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