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   messageicon sometimes I wish my clothes were suicidal so they would hang themselves.
←Rate | 07-27-2010 03:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ending every sentence with "I'm Batman" instantly makes everything you say sound bad ass."
←Rate | 07-27-2010 01:59 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Dreams of moving to India or Pakistan.....and becoming a Taxi driver
←Rate | 07-27-2010 01:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon PMS + GPS = Crazy biotch that WILL find you.
←Rate | 07-27-2010 01:49 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks it's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
←Rate | 07-27-2010 01:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon while at a local Chinese restaurant I noticed a suggestion box and I wrote, "Free Tibet"
←Rate | 07-27-2010 01:18 Comments (4)  


   messageicon "Don't buy condoms at BP gas stations. They may burst and result in a leak..."
←Rate | 07-27-2010 01:06 by sean Comments (0)  


   messageicon needs to clean my house....is there an app for that?
←Rate | 07-27-2010 00:29 by robs0776 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In the past, people got fired putting that they hate their job on facebook. well I HATE MY JOB! I HATE MY JOB! --hope this works for me.
←Rate | 07-27-2010 00:27 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Unwritten Rule of the Day: Don't make eye contact while eating a banana...
←Rate | 07-27-2010 00:25 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mr, T is opening a vegetarian restaurant. It's called "I pity the tofu".
←Rate | 07-26-2010 23:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rush Limbaugh is the new spokesman for preparation "H". There is no follow up needed.
←Rate | 07-26-2010 23:40 Comments (1)  


   messageicon currently watching a jailbait parade
←Rate | 07-26-2010 22:57 by Will Of Bing Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Girls are like drugs, they make you feel soo good, but then they end up hurting you and you still want more.
←Rate | 07-26-2010 22:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between ignorance and complete stupidity ... but then someone always comes along and clears it up for me. THANKS!!
←Rate | 07-26-2010 20:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it's broken, fix it. If it's lost, find it. If it's loud turn it down. If it's hot, cool it off. If it burns when you pee, call all of your exes
←Rate | 07-26-2010 20:10 by derek Comments (0)  


   messageicon if the farmer is in the dell, who's tending the farm?
←Rate | 07-26-2010 19:33 by levon Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak
←Rate | 07-26-2010 19:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Whoever said that 'laughter is the best medicine,' never suffered from erectile dysfunction."
←Rate | 07-26-2010 18:55 Comments (1)  


   messageicon thinks it's Hotter Outside then a Las Vegas Sidewalk on the Fourth of July!.."
←Rate | 07-26-2010 18:55 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  



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