Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Cinematic Superbowl commercial trailers. Really America?

   Facebook prank #23: Go in everynight and change your birthday to the next day...then see how long it takes for people to catch on...

   Why do I have to bother pushing "one" for English? I'm still going to get someone who can't speak it.

   When a woman says "fine" what she really means is "I'm going to say things are fine but they really aren't and I will later throw it back in your face."

   If you're going to play games with me, they are going to be by my rules!

   Yes! schools are closing b/c of bad weather damn I forgot I have online Class???

   Enough with the school closings due to the cold weather. Our kids need an education. Just open the damn schools.

   Obama Says He Will Re-send Message to Mubarak, This Time in All Caps

   a little disappointed that Egyptians don't walk any different from the rest of us!!!

   Well they put enough sand on the roads to where even if it doesn't snow it will still be a change of scenery and look like a beach .

   as useless as a windshield wiper on a submarine.

   Marriage tip: Don't

   Attention fuels immaturity.

   Marriage tip: If you are sleeping in separate beds everynight its time to call it quits.

   Latest news from Egypt: نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست نور اگر رفت سایه پیدا نیست I will keep ya'll informed if anything else changes.

   If state farm was like a good neighbor they would had plowed my driveway today for me.

   Go ahead....make my day!

   The Insomnia Train has arrived. I didn't want to board, but I was shoved. Now I'm sitting here, I have no clue where I'll end up and I don't like the company. I sure wish it was The Crazy Train instead.

   PETA would like to remind the protesters in EGYPT: FOR THE LOVE OF ALLAH, PLEASE DON'T SMOKE THE CAMELS!!!!

   It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho the rest of your life.