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   messageicon "Look, there's a difference between 'ninja' and 'ninjer'."
←Rate | 07-16-2010 20:54 by X Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think the Hope And Change has turned into Hump and Dump.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 19:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Angelina Jolie is the prettiest ugly chick I've ever seen!
←Rate | 07-16-2010 19:19 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (1)  


   messageicon sex with an imaginary friend is still just masturbation.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 19:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish some people were like Etch-A-Sketch's...when you shake the sh*t out of them they disappear.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 19:09 by Cece WyteGurl RedRobin Comments (0)  


   messageicon cutting the sleeves off my Snuggie because it makes me look more badass...
←Rate | 07-16-2010 19:07 by Cece WyteGurl RedRobin Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish some people were like Etch-A-Sketch's...when you shake the sh*t out of them they disappear.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 19:01 by Cece WyteGurl RedRobin Comments (0)  


   messageicon After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 18:55 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two iPhones got married. It was a lovely ceremony, but the reception was awful... Aparently they held it in the wrong place
←Rate | 07-16-2010 18:48 by Damier247 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why.....do the best-looking cars have the dumbest drivers
←Rate | 07-16-2010 18:33 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon downloading all the audio from the Mel Gibson tapes and making ring tones out of them
←Rate | 07-16-2010 18:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 100 calorie packs have just enough cookies to piss me off.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 18:01 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Giving this positive outlook thing the old college try. Which means I'll only try on Tuesdays and Thursdays after noon.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 18:01 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its been a business doing pleasure with you...
←Rate | 07-16-2010 18:01 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon I enjoy watching uptight people try to act laid back.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 17:56 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Traffic lights are society's way of mocking the colorblind.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 17:55 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Behind every great man is a ninja. And behind that ninja is another ninja.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 17:55 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon OMG, you drink near beer? That's like when my sister circled all the Waldo's in my "Where's Waldo Book?" totally worthless and not enjoyable.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 17:05 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon In a Relationship w/ Friday. "I'm really happy to see you again, you know how much I love you and miss you. Although we only see each other once a week, you never fail to make me happy. What I really like the most about you is that UNLIKE GIRLS, you don't
←Rate | 07-16-2010 17:04 by AJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Was once told that you will never find the right person if you do not let go of the wrong one...by the time I realized it was a figure of speech... She had already hit the ground.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 17:01 by derek Comments (0)  



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