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   messageicon I saw Toy Story 3 and Barbie gave me a Woody!!
←Rate | 07-06-2010 00:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It was so hot on the East coast that Cheney shot a lawyer with a super soaker.
←Rate | 07-06-2010 00:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good news. They are opening the beaches on the Gulf. They are changing the signs from "swim at your own risk" to "Caution Flammable!".
←Rate | 07-06-2010 00:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How bad do you Sing..... "On a scale of vuvuzela to Justin Bieber??"
←Rate | 07-06-2010 00:09 by Souradeep \'Rit\' Roy Comments (0)  


   messageicon hopeful that science will soon bring us the miracle of birth control infused vodka. Hope springs eternal.
←Rate | 07-06-2010 00:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks it's time for us to let the Statue of Liberty hold up that torch with her other arm for awhile.
←Rate | 07-05-2010 23:34 by DAYAM Comments (0)  


   messageicon if your not living life on the edge....... your taking up too much space!
←Rate | 07-05-2010 22:32 by SAM RABEE Comments (0)  


   messageicon i just joined the dark side, turns out they lied about the cookies.
←Rate | 07-05-2010 22:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sarcasm is an art.. and some people just don't have an appreciation for art.
←Rate | 07-05-2010 21:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
←Rate | 07-05-2010 21:25 by SAM RABEE Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't need no love all I need is the DJ
←Rate | 07-05-2010 21:24 by SAM RABEE Comments (0)  


   messageicon today is an EPIC DAY: At the end of "Back to the Future", Doc sets the Delorian to go 25 years into the future. That date is today... July 5th, 2010.
←Rate | 07-05-2010 21:00 Comments (8)  


   messageicon They call me Dr. Love, I got the cure you're thinkin' of.
←Rate | 07-05-2010 20:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon how ironic would it be to choke on a lifesaver?
←Rate | 07-05-2010 19:19 Comments (2)  


   messageicon And on the 8th day, God made Cheez Its
←Rate | 07-05-2010 18:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a bad relationship is like a broken mirror betta 2 throw it away instead of hurtin urself tryin 2 fix da pieces.
←Rate | 07-05-2010 17:25 by BlkAngel Comments (0)  


   messageicon if at first you don't succeed.... don't be surprised.
←Rate | 07-05-2010 17:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon setting up a mike's hard lemonade stand at the street corner. I dont ID! hurry and get 'em while they're cold!
←Rate | 07-05-2010 16:57 by jb Comments (0)  


   messageicon I still think soccer sucks as bad as ballet.
←Rate | 07-05-2010 15:13 by Andy Comments (0)  


   messageicon just saw a sign on a church that read, "Don't give up. Moses was a basket case too." LOL!
←Rate | 07-05-2010 14:11 by facebook/PrinceOfDiscord Comments (0)  



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