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   messageicon Money....Here Today, Gone Today!!
←Rate | 07-21-2010 21:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Yes, I'm coming to your party. Please introduce me to everyone before I get there, I don't want to have to explain my whole "deal."
←Rate | 07-21-2010 20:58 by gez Comments (0)  

   messageicon My apartment is where weird foreigners go to have a loud conversation right outside of...
←Rate | 07-21-2010 20:54 by geez Comments (0)  

   messageicon If ESPN had a cake show, they could call it "Laying Down a Bundt."
←Rate | 07-21-2010 20:51 by geez Comments (0)  

   messageicon 's misery likes tequila, not company.
←Rate | 07-21-2010 20:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know you spend too much time on facebook when you start refering to people by their first, maiden, and last name!
←Rate | 07-21-2010 19:21 by boo Comments (0)  

   messageicon off to Mamby Pamby land for some self-confidence...
←Rate | 07-21-2010 18:35 by TC Comments (0)  

   messageicon Feminists. If you hate men so much, why are you always trying to be like us?
←Rate | 07-21-2010 17:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon named his dog Egypt cause he leave pyramids all around the house.
←Rate | 07-21-2010 17:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon wishes they all could be California girls.
←Rate | 07-21-2010 17:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A "Sarah Palindrome" is a sentence that reads forwards, but sounds backwards.
←Rate | 07-21-2010 16:55 by jdpower Comments (0)  

   messageicon wishes Lebron went to The Mets.
←Rate | 07-21-2010 16:39 by L Comments (0)  

   messageicon outside the bathroom you're an American. Inside the bathroom...European.
←Rate | 07-21-2010 16:28 by Nate Comments (0)  

   messageicon People are funny. They spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't need, to impress people they don't like.
←Rate | 07-21-2010 16:21 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  

   messageicon You can either be part of the problem or part of the solution, but in the end, being part of the problem is much more fun.
←Rate | 07-21-2010 15:07 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon During a speech at Columbia University, founder of Microsoft, Bill Gates, said his rival at Apple, Steve Jobs, has done a fantastic job. Then Gates froze up and had to be restarted. :)
←Rate | 07-21-2010 14:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Cigarettes...because Skittles after sex just don't cut it!
←Rate | 07-21-2010 13:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon there are three kinds of people in this world. those who can count...and those who can't!
←Rate | 07-21-2010 13:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon *Insert Controversial topic here*
←Rate | 07-21-2010 11:47 by Tracy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thinking about totally revamping my hairstyle. Ever since Justin Bieber came on the scene, it's no longer acceptable for a 25 year old to have a similar haircut. I'm thinking short, but not too short.
←Rate | 07-21-2010 10:50 by CL Comments (0)  

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