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   messageicon I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
←Rate | 07-31-2010 11:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Life is like a doughnut. You're either in the dough or in the hole.
←Rate | 07-31-2010 10:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Anybody can make a mistake. It takes real dedication to make all of them.
←Rate | 07-31-2010 10:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
←Rate | 07-31-2010 10:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
←Rate | 07-31-2010 10:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
←Rate | 07-31-2010 10:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
←Rate | 07-31-2010 10:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
←Rate | 07-31-2010 10:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon sweating like a cat in an Asian deli.
←Rate | 07-31-2010 10:18 by HK Comments (0)  

   messageicon What would I do for a Klondike Bar? Probably pay retail price... That's where I draw the line... and even then it's iffy.
←Rate | 07-31-2010 09:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have spend years pefecting the art of walking around my house in the dark. Now what I wanna know, is who the hell put that f*cking stool in the middle of the damn living room?!
←Rate | 07-31-2010 09:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon turns out "im fine" is girl speak for "im not fine"
←Rate | 07-31-2010 09:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My friend told me they wouldn't mind trying human meat if the opportunity presented itself. Soooo, Guess who I'm not hanging out with anymore...
←Rate | 07-31-2010 09:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wish bugs understood the concept of personal space.
←Rate | 07-31-2010 09:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The best part of waking up . . . is going back to sleep.
←Rate | 07-31-2010 09:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Somehow, going into The Dollar Store and asking for a price check just never gets old.
←Rate | 07-31-2010 09:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You never learn anything by doing it right.
←Rate | 07-31-2010 09:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon $100 says I don't have a gambling problem.
←Rate | 07-31-2010 09:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon All I want is some ketchup packets placed in the bag, without having to ask!
←Rate | 07-31-2010 09:19 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Patience is not one of my virtues. Hell, what am I talking about? Virtue is not one of my virtues.
←Rate | 07-31-2010 09:18 Comments (0)  

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