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   messageicon Someone needs to brew a great beer and call it “Roses”! That way when you show up at your ladies door with a card and a dozen roses, you know at least you're going to have a great time!
←Rate | 02-06-2011 14:02 by Jerry Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hates it when he gets to his exit on the freeway. It's such a turn off.
←Rate | 02-06-2011 12:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Latest survey's shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population
←Rate | 02-06-2011 12:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want you to be you, but when you being you affects me being me, that's when I have a problem with us being us.
←Rate | 02-06-2011 12:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon no matter the outcome of tonights game big ben will still have time to corner a 20 year old in the bathroom after
←Rate | 02-06-2011 11:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Egypt, please don't destroy the pyramids. We won't rebuild. - The Jews.
←Rate | 02-06-2011 11:54 by Rizlla Comments (0)  


   messageicon DEAR FACEBOOK, TODAY WOULD BE A GREAT DAY TO PUT A DISLIKE/I HATE THE STEELERS/GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE STEELERS FAN "BUTTON" Thank you - 95% of the county, hell Canada too....
←Rate | 02-06-2011 11:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon the longest yard is that space between me and the nacho dip
←Rate | 02-06-2011 11:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon haw-yee! Said the dyslexic cowboy.
←Rate | 02-06-2011 11:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon snowblowing from his driveway into his keeping me awake with music neighbor's driveway.
←Rate | 02-06-2011 11:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its not the snow, its the shoveling that will get ya.
←Rate | 02-06-2011 10:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just once I'd like the ref to say "Heads you live, Tails you die" before the coin toss.
←Rate | 02-06-2011 10:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The question isn't "what are we going to do," the question is "what aren't we going to do?"
←Rate | 02-06-2011 10:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Birthday to all those ladies that their men forgot about because it falls on Super Bowl Sunday this year.
←Rate | 02-06-2011 10:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't watch the 10 hr pregame show. My guess it gets to point where they analyze what flavor Gatorade each team will be serving and why.
←Rate | 02-06-2011 09:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when you accidentally scrub a Healing wound cuz you forgot its there.
←Rate | 02-06-2011 09:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon superbowl-- the only time I actually look forward to watchin commericals.. .
←Rate | 02-06-2011 09:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know your getting old when you hurt yourself sleeping
←Rate | 02-06-2011 09:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks for posting those pics. Are you trying to seduce me?!
←Rate | 02-06-2011 09:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon School taught me one thing i'll never forget..........how to text without looking
←Rate | 02-06-2011 09:04 by A Charles Comments (0)  



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