Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Superbowl: the only time in a year that you tell people to be quiet because a commercial is on.

   thinks if you are the fortunate one to sing our National Anthem at the SUPERBOWL, then shouldn't you at least know the lyrics? fail, BIGTIME!

   Really disappointed that Disney on Ice has nothing to do with liquor. Anyone want some stupid show tickets?

   People compare the super bowl to the daytona 500, thats BS people dont watch the race at home for the comericals...

   Sarah Palins name is becoming so big, That she can no longer see Russia from her house.

   just wanted to say thank you for having that physically disabled license plate on ur car and letting me know in advance that you have no idea how to drive

   you know your a Packer Fan When Your Porch Collapses and it kills more than 5 dogs!!!

   hoping for a Fergie Wardrobe Malfunction Today!!!

   HA! got the dallas cowboys broadcasting the superbowl. "thats the only way the cowboys can get to the superbowl"

   Someone needs to brew a great beer and call it “Roses”! That way when you show up at your ladies door with a card and a dozen roses, you know at least you're going to have a great time!

   Hates it when he gets to his exit on the freeway. It's such a turn off.

   Latest survey's shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population

   I want you to be you, but when you being you affects me being me, that's when I have a problem with us being us.

   no matter the outcome of tonights game big ben will still have time to corner a 20 year old in the bathroom after

   Dear Egypt, please don't destroy the pyramids. We won't rebuild. - The Jews.

   DEAR FACEBOOK, TODAY WOULD BE A GREAT DAY TO PUT A DISLIKE/I HATE THE STEELERS/GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE STEELERS FAN "BUTTON" Thank you - 95% of the county, hell Canada too....

   the longest yard is that space between me and the nacho dip

   haw-yee! Said the dyslexic cowboy.

   snowblowing from his driveway into his keeping me awake with music neighbor's driveway.

   Its not the snow, its the shoveling that will get ya.