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None of the other vitamins compare to the first, fluffy, white one on the top.
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02-14-2011 08:30
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(Q) Reproduceing bees are called queens. What are the none reproduceing bees called? (a) Lesbees
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02-14-2011 08:25 by
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Once a good one is taken, one thinks they can do better and usually end up with les.
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02-14-2011 08:22
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I was in my doctors office the other day. he said "One last thing, you really have to stop eating so many eggs." I said "Is my cholestoral too high?" Then the doctor said " No, but you farted in the waiting room and darn near killed everyubody.'
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02-14-2011 08:21 by
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It is never greener on the other side, especially IF you take good care of your own lawn and take time to appreciate it!!!
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02-14-2011 07:55
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Valentines day was set up as a yearly reminder for wimps who couldnt appreciate the best they have every day!
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02-14-2011 07:52
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A Valentine's Day tanning bed trip. Because nothing says "I love you" quite like "I wish you were different." Way to go Don Juan.
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02-14-2011 07:35
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Okay, which one of you single ladies wants to have casual valentine's sex with me tonight?
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02-14-2011 07:25
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It's better to have loved and lost than to have spent the rest of your life with that psycho. Happy Single Person's Awareness Day!
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02-14-2011 06:37 by
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Happy Valentine's Day...... this statement costs me 5.99 per "like" .... thanks Hallmark....
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02-14-2011 03:58 by
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Save up to 100% in gifts when you break up a day before VDay & make up 2days after!!
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02-14-2011 03:21
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grade school tupac valentine card: instead of takin the test cupid pumped two in my chest...be mine
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02-14-2011 02:55
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yikes, that Rolling Stone has gathered some moss.
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02-14-2011 02:38 by
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Then God made Saturn, and He liked it so much he put a ring on it.
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02-14-2011 01:35
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trying to arrange a week off work so I can watch 127 Hours
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02-14-2011 01:10
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thinking about that chimp that tore that womans face off....but I gotta say chris browns attack really didnt leave rihanna that bad.
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02-14-2011 00:48 by
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Dear Rihanna! When you're done playing with the toilet paper, please wind it back into the roll!!!!.....
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02-14-2011 00:30 by
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Rihanna outfit was only missing the bullet deflecting bracelets...
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02-14-2011 00:04
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Why does Bob Dylan sound like the Cookie Monster and Marge Simpsons love child?
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02-13-2011 23:40
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bacterial outbreak stemming from the playboy mansion? I think thats called an STD!
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