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   messageicon We have Gandhi - India...beat that...Oh wait... he believed in non-violence
←Rate | 06-29-2010 11:38 by @nirajnagi Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks that calling some people "white trash" is an insult to styrofoam.
←Rate | 06-29-2010 11:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I didn't say it was your fault...I said I was going to blame you.
←Rate | 06-29-2010 11:21 by mom of the wildthings Comments (0)  

   messageicon knows that running the air conditioner 24/7 hurts the environment, but the Earth needs to be punished *somehow* for being so bloody hot.
←Rate | 06-29-2010 10:46 by CS Comments (0)  

   messageicon Shocked Justin Bieber did not win a BET award.....don't worry Justin neither did Hanson, Nelson, or Hasseloff.
←Rate | 06-29-2010 10:41 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  

   messageicon Aibohphobia -- fear of palindromes (ironically it is a palindrome)
←Rate | 06-29-2010 10:20 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon just thrown out of church: I put $100 in the offering plate and the Priest was so excited he asked me to come up front and pick three hymns. I replied, <pointing> I'll take him… and him… and him….
←Rate | 06-29-2010 10:00 by douglas Comments (0)  

   messageicon If my plane is about to crash, I doubt I'll be using my seat as a "flotation device." More likely, it's gonna be used as a toilet.
←Rate | 06-29-2010 09:57 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon making some changes in his life. If your not on my friends list any longer, you were one of the changes........
←Rate | 06-29-2010 09:53 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you took a Facebook IQ Test and it determined you're a Genius, the fact that you participated in a Facebook test negates the results.
←Rate | 06-29-2010 09:45 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon The key to friendship is to accept the other person's faults. You'll understand this should I ever develop any.
←Rate | 06-29-2010 09:43 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Twilight. Let's break it down. Twi= What Elmer Fudd is always doing. Twi'ing to hunt a wabbit. Light=Electromagnetic radiation of a wavelength that is visible to the eye. I think we can all agree that Elmer Fudd & Radiation should not be mixed.
←Rate | 06-29-2010 09:42 Comments (1)  

   messageicon There is really quite nothing like the flavor of a rejected Facebook friendship invitation.
←Rate | 06-29-2010 09:39 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon People say hard work never killed anybody, but did you ever know anyone who "rested to death?"
←Rate | 06-29-2010 09:36 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet
←Rate | 06-29-2010 08:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly car payment is due..
←Rate | 06-29-2010 08:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A friend in need is a PEST indeed
←Rate | 06-29-2010 08:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Save Water. Take a bath with your neighbor's wife!
←Rate | 06-29-2010 08:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't play with your food, especially after you've already eaten it.
←Rate | 06-29-2010 08:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray...
←Rate | 06-29-2010 08:38 Comments (0)  

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