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   messageicon That awkward moment when she is wearing her apple bottom jeans, but she cant find her boots with the fur, and the whole club does'nt look at her
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:18 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear mom who just learned what "lol" means, ROTFLMFAO. Sincerely, good luck with that one :]
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:17 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just because we're friends on Facebook doesn't mean that I actually like you in »»real life««
←Rate | 03-09-2011 01:16 by @DonSixx Comments (0)  


   messageicon What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 00:03 by manbearpig Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man walks into a library and says, "I hope you don't have a book on reverse psychology".
←Rate | 03-09-2011 00:03 by manbearpig Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Someone's been eating my porridge!", said Father bear. Mother bear sighed and poured him another bowl. Life was tough and draining for her, now that her husband was suffering from Alzheimer's.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 00:02 by manbearpig Comments (0)  


   messageicon My uncle was diagnosed with terminal cancer last month, but all my Facebook friends changed their status' for an hour and now he's going to live a long and fruitful life.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 00:02 by manbearpig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Has anyone Sheen my drugs?
←Rate | 03-08-2011 23:57 by manbearpig Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why when you type facebook on facebook it underlines it red as if to say you spelled it wrong. Seeeee, it did it again!! Twice!! I found the "glitch" in the Matrix..Woot
←Rate | 03-08-2011 23:42 by boxhead Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never open a email with the attachment " Charlie Sheen footage". It's not a virus or anything,but lets face it, we've all had enough of that idiot lately.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 23:18 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pretty is something you're born with. But beautiful, that's an equal opportunity adjective.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 23:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was growing up, it was just called "the changing of the seasons"
←Rate | 03-08-2011 23:10 by cheryl Comments (0)  


   messageicon I ate half a dozen cans of beans today all for nothing. Was I ever embarrased when I found out it's "Fat Tuesday" and not "Fart Tuesday"
←Rate | 03-08-2011 23:09 by Rudi Comments (0)  


   messageicon : the only A+ I've gotten in life is my blood type
←Rate | 03-08-2011 22:59 by Elbow Comments (0)  


   messageicon thought he was my knight in shining armor, but it turned out he was just some retard in aluminum foil
←Rate | 03-08-2011 22:30 by Molly Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say talking to yourself is a sign of mental illness. So I talk to the cat instead.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 22:24 by scottyp Comments (0)  


   messageicon watching this fly as it keeps flying into the window........................heh heh heh.......stupid fly
←Rate | 03-08-2011 22:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Were in the second week of March and the CUBS are already mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.....lmao
←Rate | 03-08-2011 22:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon embarrssed when I think how immature I used to be. However that was in my younger days so I shouldn't be too hard on myeself. I said 'hard on' hahhahahahahaha
←Rate | 03-08-2011 21:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I just hit the wrong button on the TV remote at the hotel. Its one of those 9.99 dollar PPV with some really talented ladies. Hmmm, My boss won't believe I did it by accident. Oh well, might as well at least get my monies worth...
←Rate | 03-08-2011 21:17 by Peter Gillespie Comments (0)  



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