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   messageicon believes that knowing when to say nothin' is not easily learned and impossible to teach......
←Rate | 06-09-2010 20:26 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I had a dollar for every calorie I burned tonight, Id be in the hole 1200 dollars! Thanks Alot Papa Murpheys
←Rate | 06-09-2010 19:34 by BOO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Those who criticize usually have nothing else better to do, or expect someone else to do it for them!
←Rate | 06-09-2010 19:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks that blaming capitalism for the oil leak in the gulf is like blaming the industrial revolution for your car accident. Listen up, you liberal idiots... Mechanical failure and staff incompetence are the ONLY things to blame for the BP oil leak.
←Rate | 06-09-2010 18:22 by Demon | Tags: Filtered Comments (4)  

   messageicon I think I found the solution for the global warming...we can send that guy that I now, who's responsible of 65% of gas emissions on earth, to space...and the problem will be solved.
←Rate | 06-09-2010 18:03 by ibrahim jammal Comments (0)  

   messageicon A psychiatrist is a highly paid baggage handler.
←Rate | 06-09-2010 17:52 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon Actual Sign in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."
←Rate | 06-09-2010 17:52 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why is in that in America they make the sick walk all the way to the back of the drugstore to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
←Rate | 06-09-2010 17:51 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.
←Rate | 06-09-2010 17:50 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon Do it tomorrow. You've made enough mistakes for today.
←Rate | 06-09-2010 17:50 by joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, found everywhere.
←Rate | 06-09-2010 17:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon Bad news: I burned my finger on the toaster. Good news: 1 down, 9 stupid incriminating fingerprints to go.
←Rate | 06-09-2010 17:39 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon it's not illegal it's frowned upon
←Rate | 06-09-2010 17:38 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon Less work. More aholic.
←Rate | 06-09-2010 17:38 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon saying AT&T promised bars in more places, but everywhere I go I see the same bars and the same drunks
←Rate | 06-09-2010 17:05 by jeremy newkirk Comments (0)  

   messageicon Not to be insensitive, but this oil spill better not affect my access to delicious pelican meat.
←Rate | 06-09-2010 16:32 by jdpower Comments (1)  

   messageicon why can't we just get a big pair of pliers and crimp that oil leak shut??
←Rate | 06-09-2010 16:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sticks and stones may break my bones but words ........... words will never f**king fail me !!!
←Rate | 06-09-2010 16:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If your blonde and you know it stomp your feet! *clap* *clap*
←Rate | 06-09-2010 16:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You're never more indignant in life than when you're shopping in a store that you feel is beneath you and one of the other customers mistakes you for an employee of that store.
←Rate | 06-09-2010 15:29 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  

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