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   messageicon They found the gene that causes shyness. They would have found it sooner, but it was hiding behind some other genes.
←Rate | 08-05-2010 11:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not opposed to gay marriage.... I saw two women kissing in public the other day and I thought “man, that takes balls!”
←Rate | 08-05-2010 11:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ok...who watches Jeremy Kyle to make themselves feel better about thier own screwed up life?
←Rate | 08-05-2010 11:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I do like Sally Jessy Raphael but she REALLY does look like a Jim Henson puppet!
←Rate | 08-05-2010 11:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon my company is upgrading from Outlook 2003 to Outlook 2007, in 2010, which I fear will rip a hole in the space-time continuum.
←Rate | 08-05-2010 11:01 by CS Comments (0)  

   messageicon if you can keep your head when all around you are losing probably haven't realised what's going on...
←Rate | 08-05-2010 11:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon we KNOW you like your status....why would you of written it if you didn't?
←Rate | 08-05-2010 10:53 Comments (2)  

   messageicon To all my Facebook Friends.....If you are over 20 years old and know the name to a Justin Bieber OR a Lady Gaga song, PLEASE Delete me as a friend....I don't think I wanna be friends with you!!!
←Rate | 08-05-2010 10:53 by greg2missy Comments (0)  

   messageicon *spins around on chair* Hi! I've been expecting you!
←Rate | 08-05-2010 09:57 by loose Comments (0)  

   messageicon a true smarta$$ and can be quite b*tchy at times too - but it's my natural defense against stupidity!
←Rate | 08-05-2010 08:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I sat down for 10 seconds with a pad and pen, I could totally write a song for Yo Gabba Gabba!
←Rate | 08-05-2010 07:44 by Leeferd Comments (0)  

   messageicon I keep losing at solitary Hangman - must be the sadist in me
←Rate | 08-05-2010 06:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Scientist have discovered an area on Mars that might have once contained life. Alien scientist have made the same discovery about the Gulf of Mexico.
←Rate | 08-05-2010 00:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon checking the obituaries for any cool job openings
←Rate | 08-05-2010 00:41 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Yankee's A-Rod just tapped his 600th. 14000 shy of Wilt Chamberlin.
←Rate | 08-05-2010 00:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I believe in ghosts. I believe in aliens. But theres no way you will ever persuade me into believing in alien ghosts. Ridiculous.
←Rate | 08-05-2010 00:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm going to start naming my word documents "The Earth" so when I'm done, my pc will ask me if I want to save "the earth or not
←Rate | 08-04-2010 23:52 Comments (1)  

   messageicon They laughed at Louis Armstrong when he said he was going to go to the moon. Now he's up there, laughing at them.
←Rate | 08-04-2010 23:50 by nsk Comments (6)  

   messageicon Just because you are chained to the fence...doesn't mean you can't bark at a few dogs
←Rate | 08-04-2010 23:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon revising the whole webster dictionary.
←Rate | 08-04-2010 23:26 Comments (0)  

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