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   messageicon Its says "omg Cholesterol" on my Box of Honey Nut Cheerios... is that bad???
←Rate | 06-10-2010 13:48 by GB Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
←Rate | 06-10-2010 12:05 by Samir Momin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open.
←Rate | 06-10-2010 11:14 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks farmville is o.k. but pharmville is a blast.
←Rate | 06-10-2010 10:31 by chuckg Comments (0)  


   messageicon If we all just look at the big picture then no one will ever find the secret vault behind it
←Rate | 06-10-2010 09:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wondering why unemployment didn't find it funny when I sent them a bill for overtime due to excessive hours of job searching on weekends, nights and holidays.
←Rate | 06-10-2010 09:41 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only time I ever nap is after hitting the snooze button. I took 32 naps this morning.
←Rate | 06-10-2010 09:32 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon What seperates the men from the boys is the price of their toys.
←Rate | 06-10-2010 09:25 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon BP HAS STOPPED THE LEAK!! Apparently they put a huge wedding ring over it and it just stopped putting out.
←Rate | 06-10-2010 08:33 by Boomtastic Comments (0)  


   messageicon People laugh because I'm different, I laugh because I know it!
←Rate | 06-10-2010 07:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does PETA think all animals die a natural death, with hospice care, surrounded by family keeping vigil until passing quietly into the night?
←Rate | 06-10-2010 07:15 by Leeferd Comments (0)  


   messageicon I probably wouldn't kill so many houseplants if they could scream for food and water the way the pets and children do.
←Rate | 06-10-2010 06:56 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon The difference between you and a battery is that battery has positive side.
←Rate | 06-10-2010 06:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to write that down in my "Things I don't give a crap about" notebook.
←Rate | 06-10-2010 06:50 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon So where are all the "Save the Gulf" concerts? Where are the T.V. Benefits with celebrities and musicians giving heart felt speeches on the poor fisherman, wildlife, beaches, loss of income and sabotaged gulf economy?
←Rate | 06-10-2010 06:16 Comments (2)  


   messageicon If you're friending me on Facebook ONLY because you want a nail or you have a lost cow in Farmville, the joke's on you! I play Mafia Wars!
←Rate | 06-10-2010 06:05 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Two wrongs don't make a right, but they have the potential to become a pretty interesting Facebook status update.
←Rate | 06-10-2010 06:02 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm peeved that the bank owns a good chunk of this house but hasn't once taken out the trash. Worst roommate ever.
←Rate | 06-10-2010 05:57 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I understand that good things come to those who wait. Might I ask just how long the line is?
←Rate | 06-10-2010 05:50 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it's not the morning that's bothering me. It's the awakeness.
←Rate | 06-10-2010 05:49 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  



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