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   messageicon If "Vampire In Brooklyn" had been a bigger hit, we could have all lived the rest of our lives without these damn "Twilight" movies .
←Rate | 06-24-2010 08:31 by Leeferd Comments (0)  

   messageicon This World Cup has turned out like World War 2! The French surrendered early, the USA arrive at the last minute and the English are left to fight the Germans
←Rate | 06-24-2010 07:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon England are to change their shirts for the next game. The 3 lions will be replaced with 3 tampons to represent the worst period they've ever had!!
←Rate | 06-24-2010 07:03 by samdave69 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ▒▒broke his sta▒tus but ▒▒▒▒ a little duct tape goes▒▒ a long w▒ay....
←Rate | 06-24-2010 06:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.
←Rate | 06-24-2010 05:40 by Fred Comments (0)  

   messageicon If karma doesn't knock you out soon, I f*ckin will!!
←Rate | 06-24-2010 04:25 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Unicorns are real, They are just fat and gray and we call them Rinos
←Rate | 06-24-2010 03:59 by stellar m Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering why lady gaga is doesnt want to kiss or touch him, did he do something?, were fernando and roberto involved?
←Rate | 06-24-2010 02:37 by alejandro Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wonder if a camel thinks it's foot looks like a vagina?
←Rate | 06-24-2010 01:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon if life aint crazy, you aint livin!!!
←Rate | 06-24-2010 00:36 by sam rabi Comments (0)  

   messageicon As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead, he jaughed. You know he's been there before.
←Rate | 06-23-2010 22:57 by Marshall the Great Comments (3)  

   messageicon I don't know if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
←Rate | 06-23-2010 22:56 by Marshall the Great Comments (1)  

   messageicon Worrying is like a rocking chair. It keeps you busy, but gets you nowhere.
←Rate | 06-23-2010 22:42 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon not in the dictionary because awesome is already a word
←Rate | 06-23-2010 22:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can't believe people are watching SOCCER!! It's a bunch of guys running around like crazy, and NEVER scoring! It just reminds me of my high school years!
←Rate | 06-23-2010 22:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough
←Rate | 06-23-2010 21:52 by Angela Comments (1)  

   messageicon June 23, 1860, The U.S. Secret Service was created to arrest counterfeiters. Now the Secret Service also protects the President... isn't this a conflict of interest?
←Rate | 06-23-2010 21:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon doing situps with a stomach virus isn't the smartest thing I have ever done! Time to call in CSI to get this mess cleaned up
←Rate | 06-23-2010 20:13 by gmcclellan Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm so tired of hearing bad news about cigarettes... Even if they discover good news, they don't publicize it -- like the fact that smoking seriously reduces the risk of jogging.
←Rate | 06-23-2010 19:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon finally figured out what mosquitoes are for. They're God's way of making us slap ourselves.
←Rate | 06-23-2010 19:36 by Joser Comments (0)  

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