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here to tell you, honey, that I'm bad to the bone. B-b-b-b-bad.
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02-17-2011 14:43 by
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I bet everytime a sports announcer says, "Kobe's takin' it to the hole..", his jeweler gets a woody...
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02-17-2011 14:41 by
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demands: BRING ME THE HEADS OF MY ENEMIES!!! Or some cupcakes. Whichever.
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02-17-2011 14:41 by
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"Where are we going... and why are we in a hand basket?" ~ Me... when I die.
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02-17-2011 14:37 by
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Breaking News: Governor Scott Walker to announce Omar Suleiman as his vice-governor in Wisconsin.........
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02-17-2011 14:35 by
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I had a FULL SLAB of chicken RIBS for lunch, and I'm still hungry.
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02-17-2011 14:06 by
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going to make a to do list... whos name should I start out with first?
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02-17-2011 14:04 by
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Well guys, if you want to have a baby born on 11/11/11 better go home tonight and put the meat to her
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02-17-2011 13:48 by
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When Lady Gaga logs onto her computer it says ...... "You've got mail........genitals!!!!"
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02-17-2011 13:35
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News flash to all men: contrary to popular belief, driving a cool sports car or a LARGE PICK UP TRUCK does not make your penis any bigger.
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02-17-2011 12:40
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Charlie Sheen gives advice: Stay off the crack, unless you can manage it socially. I can manage it fine, it;'s when I start using is I have trouble
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02-17-2011 12:19
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I call bullsh!t!!...only took about 10 min's and the water was boiling…watched it the entire time….
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02-17-2011 11:35 by
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If I drank a beer for every good man I've ever met, I'd still be sober...
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02-17-2011 10:36
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Chocolate is my drug of choice.
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02-17-2011 10:35
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Decaffeinated coffee is useless brown water.
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02-17-2011 10:33
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I'm working on a plan to meet every one of my friends in person this year. I'm calling it the all-in-persons project.
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02-17-2011 10:32
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has discovered there is no popcorn in popcorn chicken! So I guess there is no point bothering with hash browns then
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02-17-2011 10:32
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Coffee, Chocolate and Men...some things are just better rich
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02-17-2011 10:30
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Swears to tell the truth..the half truth and nothing like the truth so help me Bob
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02-17-2011 10:29
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When I die, someone please change my status to: "He's DEAD, Jim"
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