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   messageicon here to tell you, honey, that I'm bad to the bone. B-b-b-b-bad.
←Rate | 02-17-2011 14:43 by LLCoolJew Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet everytime a sports announcer says, "Kobe's takin' it to the hole..", his jeweler gets a woody...
←Rate | 02-17-2011 14:41 by M.A.C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon demands: BRING ME THE HEADS OF MY ENEMIES!!! Or some cupcakes. Whichever.
←Rate | 02-17-2011 14:41 by LLCoolJew Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Where are we going... and why are we in a hand basket?" ~ Me... when I die.
←Rate | 02-17-2011 14:37 by @The69Sheriff Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking News: Governor Scott Walker to announce Omar Suleiman as his vice-governor in Wisconsin.........
←Rate | 02-17-2011 14:35 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had a FULL SLAB of chicken RIBS for lunch, and I'm still hungry.
←Rate | 02-17-2011 14:06 by Tommy Chevelle Comments (0)  


   messageicon going to make a to do list... whos name should I start out with first?
←Rate | 02-17-2011 14:04 by philty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well guys, if you want to have a baby born on 11/11/11 better go home tonight and put the meat to her
←Rate | 02-17-2011 13:48 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon When Lady Gaga logs onto her computer it says ...... "You've got mail........genitals!!!!"
←Rate | 02-17-2011 13:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon News flash to all men: contrary to popular belief, driving a cool sports car or a LARGE PICK UP TRUCK does not make your penis any bigger.
←Rate | 02-17-2011 12:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Charlie Sheen gives advice: Stay off the crack, unless you can manage it socially. I can manage it fine, it;'s when I start using is I have trouble
←Rate | 02-17-2011 12:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I call bullsh!t!!...only took about 10 min's and the water was boiling…watched it the entire time….
←Rate | 02-17-2011 11:35 by M.A.C. Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I drank a beer for every good man I've ever met, I'd still be sober...
←Rate | 02-17-2011 10:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Chocolate is my drug of choice.
←Rate | 02-17-2011 10:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Decaffeinated coffee is useless brown water.
←Rate | 02-17-2011 10:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm working on a plan to meet every one of my friends in person this year. I'm calling it the all-in-persons project.
←Rate | 02-17-2011 10:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon has discovered there is no popcorn in popcorn chicken! So I guess there is no point bothering with hash browns then
←Rate | 02-17-2011 10:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Coffee, Chocolate and Men...some things are just better rich
←Rate | 02-17-2011 10:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Swears to tell the truth..the half truth and nothing like the truth so help me Bob
←Rate | 02-17-2011 10:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I die, someone please change my status to: "He's DEAD, Jim"
←Rate | 02-17-2011 10:27 Comments (0)  



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