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   messageicon Suicide is away of telling God, You can't fire me I quit !!!!!
←Rate | 06-11-2010 19:16 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon pop pop popsicle.. ice ice icicle.. test test oh wait..
←Rate | 06-11-2010 19:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thinks they should have Extreme Bejeweled Blitz Tournaments on the OCHO
←Rate | 06-11-2010 19:02 by Tracy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.
←Rate | 06-11-2010 18:10 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
←Rate | 06-11-2010 18:10 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd rather be late in this world than early in the next.
←Rate | 06-11-2010 18:09 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Doctors write the prescriptions illegibly so you can't see that it says: "This one had insurance. Don't kill him."
←Rate | 06-11-2010 18:09 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Girlfriend says I have a way with words..the WRONG way.
←Rate | 06-11-2010 18:09 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon The car stopped with a jerk. Then the jerk got out.
←Rate | 06-11-2010 18:07 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon just heard a rumor that President Obama is going to hire Servpro (Like it never even happened) to remove the remaining water out of BP's oil in the Gulf of Mexico........
←Rate | 06-11-2010 18:07 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon I fight evil wherever it may be....except in dark scary places.
←Rate | 06-11-2010 18:07 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can somebody please tell this b*tch nobody likes her...
←Rate | 06-11-2010 17:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "hey, isn't smoking weed illegal?" replies, "Hey aren't half the songs on your iPod stolen?"
←Rate | 06-11-2010 17:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Blind people must get stuck in bad relationships because they can't see other people.
←Rate | 06-11-2010 17:38 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dinner is no fun anymore since I stopped pretending I'm on TV when I'm cooking.
←Rate | 06-11-2010 17:38 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just watch a naked Chinese man run into a wall at full speed with a hard on. He broke his nose.
←Rate | 06-11-2010 17:37 by Joser Comments (4)  


   messageicon Sure, I've done bad things in my life. But not "going to hell" bad. More like "Jesus is going to make me his b*tch in heaven" bad.
←Rate | 06-11-2010 17:37 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ozzie Guillen is going off the rails on a crazy train........
←Rate | 06-11-2010 17:37 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can everyone just go n help get all the water out of BP's oil!! Thanx!!
←Rate | 06-11-2010 17:31 by kevin Comments (0)  


   messageicon Starting a sentence with “If you ask me” almost always indicates that no one asked you.
←Rate | 06-11-2010 15:57 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  



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