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   messageicon Where can I find what youse all is smoking in here?
←Rate | 06-11-2010 19:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon often thought that what doesn't kill us makes us drink stronger liquor.
←Rate | 06-11-2010 19:51 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon when a guy is sexting does he get a phoner?
←Rate | 06-11-2010 19:34 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon so awesome, that when I go swimming, dolphins appear.
←Rate | 06-11-2010 19:34 by Tracy Comments (0)  

   messageicon surviving this massive amount of "family time" by pretending they are mental patients and I'm their case manager.
←Rate | 06-11-2010 19:31 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinking of opening a drinking/gambling establishment and calling it Liquor Up Front, Poker in the Rear
←Rate | 06-11-2010 19:29 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It was good to see the entire Chicagoland area come together around the Blackhawks. Watching the Cubs vs. Sox made me think... as much as it would disappoint me, I think the White Sox should leave Chicago and not come back. Its for unification.
←Rate | 06-11-2010 19:24 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Suicide is away of telling God, You can't fire me I quit !!!!!
←Rate | 06-11-2010 19:16 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon pop pop popsicle.. ice ice icicle.. test test oh wait..
←Rate | 06-11-2010 19:05 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thinks they should have Extreme Bejeweled Blitz Tournaments on the OCHO
←Rate | 06-11-2010 19:02 by Tracy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.
←Rate | 06-11-2010 18:10 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
←Rate | 06-11-2010 18:10 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'd rather be late in this world than early in the next.
←Rate | 06-11-2010 18:09 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon Doctors write the prescriptions illegibly so you can't see that it says: "This one had insurance. Don't kill him."
←Rate | 06-11-2010 18:09 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon My Girlfriend says I have a way with words..the WRONG way.
←Rate | 06-11-2010 18:09 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon The car stopped with a jerk. Then the jerk got out.
←Rate | 06-11-2010 18:07 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon just heard a rumor that President Obama is going to hire Servpro (Like it never even happened) to remove the remaining water out of BP's oil in the Gulf of Mexico........
←Rate | 06-11-2010 18:07 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon I fight evil wherever it may be....except in dark scary places.
←Rate | 06-11-2010 18:07 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon Can somebody please tell this b*tch nobody likes her...
←Rate | 06-11-2010 17:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "hey, isn't smoking weed illegal?" replies, "Hey aren't half the songs on your iPod stolen?"
←Rate | 06-11-2010 17:56 Comments (0)  

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