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   messageicon ts always hard waiting for something that you want but whats even harder is knowing its everything youve always wanted
←Rate | 08-07-2010 10:43 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
←Rate | 08-07-2010 10:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon born to party forced to study
←Rate | 08-07-2010 07:17 by jamesgitonga Comments (0)  


   messageicon If steak and B.J. day isn't a real holiday, than neither Is ''daughter day.''
←Rate | 08-07-2010 01:50 by Jason Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...Tila Tequila denies sex tape rumors. Good. When most Asians talk about doggie-style it usually means how they want their dinner prepared!
←Rate | 08-07-2010 01:04 by The Legal Eagle Comments (1)  


   messageicon going to live forever or die trying.
←Rate | 08-07-2010 00:09 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Thumbnail pics. Helping ugly people look hot until you click on them since 1995.
←Rate | 08-06-2010 22:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Woohoo! Just got my new class ring. I hope I don't lose THIS one in a cheerleader!
←Rate | 08-06-2010 22:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon is the lime in your Corona!
←Rate | 08-06-2010 22:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If people lived like there was no tomorrow. I'm sure everyone would be at church right now
←Rate | 08-06-2010 22:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If blow jobs were this popular 25 years ago. I might not be here today
←Rate | 08-06-2010 21:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just met the girl of my dreams and then I woke up
←Rate | 08-06-2010 21:04 by Russell K Comments (0)  


   messageicon Note to Self: when going on the first date, must make sure that both parties have the same understanding of what "eating out " means.
←Rate | 08-06-2010 20:23 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Like Buttons: for people too lazy to post a comment.
←Rate | 08-06-2010 20:15 by geez Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not to doubt the power of fortune cookies, but I think a better fortune would of been you are about to choke on this cookie
←Rate | 08-06-2010 20:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hillary Clinton being a good mom asked Chelsea the day before her wedding if she had sex with Marc. Chelsea said "NO" according to dad!!
←Rate | 08-06-2010 19:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am having an out of money experience.
←Rate | 08-06-2010 15:27 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...Demi & Ashton tweet about doing master cleanse diet. Can't wait to see the pic of his 1st bowel movement taken w/the Nikon CoolPix camera... lol!
←Rate | 08-06-2010 14:08 by The Legal Eagle Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...Couple who said they had pix of John Stamos w/underage girl in hot tub were indicted for extortion. Turns out the "girl" was Justin Bieber!
←Rate | 08-06-2010 14:05 by The Legal Eagle Comments (0)  


   messageicon 16yr-old Gossip Girl Taylor Momsen says her bff is her vibrator. In creepier news, Justin Bieber says he won't leave home w/o his buttplug!
←Rate | 08-06-2010 14:04 by The Legal Eagle Comments (0)  



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