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   messageicon statistically, you're twice as likely to be killed by a tipped vending machine than by a shark attack. which makes me wonder why there isn't a "vending machine week"
←Rate | 08-11-2010 08:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon WOOP WOOP! *HI-5* to the facebook developers, adding in *BLOCK EVENT INVITES* and not only a *BLOCK APPLICATIONS* section. YEWWW! it's going from SPAMBOOK back to FACEBOOK! to all my friends that are promoters. GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT!!! hahaha SUCKERS!
←Rate | 08-11-2010 08:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering if Hootie and the Blowfish had another name in mind in case that was one taken
←Rate | 08-11-2010 05:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wanna hit the like button then unlike to let you know I =never liked in the first place
←Rate | 08-11-2010 04:20 Comments (1)  

   messageicon Just because you're old and ugly, doesn't give you the right to be rude.
←Rate | 08-11-2010 01:46 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Everytime I see that Megan Fox on that tv screen of mine, it sure gets a rise out of me.
←Rate | 08-11-2010 01:44 Comments (2)  

   messageicon I want a woman not some little girl, that had to grow up in daddy's big world.
←Rate | 08-11-2010 01:20 by Gregory Alan Bailey Comments (0)  

   messageicon My gift horse is facing the wrong way
←Rate | 08-11-2010 00:19 by Aaron Comments (0)  

   messageicon Went to a restaurant... the drinks waiter gave me drinks, the food waiter gave me food. ... then the Head waiter came over....
←Rate | 08-11-2010 00:17 by Comments (0)  

   messageicon Run faster I hear banjos!!!!
←Rate | 08-11-2010 00:17 by Weeg Comments (0)  

   messageicon reminds you that anything unrelated to elephants is *ahem*...irrelephant.
←Rate | 08-11-2010 00:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I was just thinking. How many people have been killed in the name of Atheism? Also, how many wars have been started in the name of Atheism? Are there any suicide bombing Atheists out there? Hmm.
←Rate | 08-10-2010 23:42 Comments (3)  

   messageicon once had his Ex crawling toward him on her hands and knees. The thing is, he was under the bed hiding and she was crawling toward him screaming "Come out and fight like a man!"
←Rate | 08-10-2010 23:31 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  

   messageicon Kama Sutra has finally been published as an audio book. Unfortunatly the audio is provided by Gilbert Gottfried.
←Rate | 08-10-2010 22:38 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thinks the invention of the credit/debit card, homeless people must be pissed.. do you take visa does not sound as good as a couple quarters bouncin in a cup!
←Rate | 08-10-2010 22:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If it's worth it, fight for it & if you lose it, at least you tried.
←Rate | 08-10-2010 22:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  

   messageicon has anyone ever checked out their reflection in the side of their car and thought "damn I would make one sexy ass midget!"
←Rate | 08-10-2010 22:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon starting a new cult for idiots and making Kool Aid
←Rate | 08-10-2010 20:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Shark Week is over, but I'm not taking down my decorations
←Rate | 08-10-2010 19:31 by jdpower Comments (0)  

   messageicon Making mirrors look good since 1992
←Rate | 08-10-2010 18:51 by PiercePetree Comments (0)  

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