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   messageicon It says something when you stay true to a dream even though that dream maybe out of sight.
←Rate | 07-01-2010 07:30 by Alex Comments (0)  

   messageicon The older I get the better I used to be.
←Rate | 07-01-2010 06:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
←Rate | 07-01-2010 06:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I remember as a kid we had to buy Tiger Beat and mail in a request along with $2 to join the Valerie Bertinelli fan club. Now my kids just do a name search on fb and click "like".
←Rate | 07-01-2010 06:44 Comments (0)  

   messageicon going to be in a movie. I'm playing the man from Nantucket.
←Rate | 07-01-2010 05:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon thought a ipad was some sort of feminine hygiene product
←Rate | 07-01-2010 05:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Twilight Saga is a lot like the World Cup! They run around for a few hours, no one scores and the fans say you have to watch it to understand.
←Rate | 07-01-2010 00:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything"
←Rate | 06-30-2010 23:44 by greg2missy Comments (0)  

   messageicon The only thing I will help you with on Farmville is a slaughterhouse...lemme know when you're ready for a BBQ.
←Rate | 06-30-2010 23:24 by bitemeNsuckit Comments (0)  

   messageicon married the perfect woman. You know how he knows? Simple. If something goes wrong, it's never her fault. It's always his.
←Rate | 06-30-2010 22:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon most problems can be solved with good friends, good chocolate, or good beer. For everything else, there's duct tape.
←Rate | 06-30-2010 22:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon So what America didnt win the world cup..We still got "Two Girls One Cup"....
←Rate | 06-30-2010 22:38 Comments (1)  

   messageicon not Danny Phantom but if a girl says she is pregnant then he is going ghost
←Rate | 06-30-2010 22:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Summer weather; it's not the heat, its the stupidity...
←Rate | 06-30-2010 22:11 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon If your relationship is so complicated that you have to identify it as such on Facebook, you should probably get the hell off Facebook and go fix it.
←Rate | 06-30-2010 22:11 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks that if at first you don't succeed, you should pray that your future Honor Roll student takes care of you.
←Rate | 06-30-2010 22:10 by Joser Comments (0)  

   messageicon In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
←Rate | 06-30-2010 22:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Has anyone invented exploding vuvuzelas yet? (Please don't steal my idea.)
←Rate | 06-30-2010 22:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon For sale: A horse. Will consider trade for a kingdom.
←Rate | 06-30-2010 22:06 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some T.V celebs are jumping on the Sarar Palin bandwagon. Jay Leno, David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel
←Rate | 06-30-2010 21:35 Comments (0)  

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