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statistically, you're twice as likely to be killed by a tipped vending machine than by a shark attack. which makes me wonder why there isn't a "vending machine week" 
WOOP WOOP! *HI-5* to the facebook developers, adding in *BLOCK EVENT INVITES* and not only a *BLOCK APPLICATIONS* section. YEWWW! it's going from SPAMBOOK back to FACEBOOK! to all my friends that are promoters. GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT!!! hahaha SUCKERS!
wondering if Hootie and the Blowfish had another name in mind in case that was one taken
I wanna hit the like button then unlike to let you know I =never liked in the first place
Just because you're old and ugly, doesn't give you the right to be rude.
Everytime I see that Megan Fox on that tv screen of mine, it sure gets a rise out of me.
I want a woman not some little girl, that had to grow up in daddy's big world.
My gift horse is facing the wrong way
Went to a restaurant... the drinks waiter gave me drinks, the food waiter gave me food. ... then the Head waiter came over....
Run faster I hear banjos!!!!
reminds you that anything unrelated to elephants is *ahem*...irrelephant.
I was just thinking. How many people have been killed in the name of Atheism? Also, how many wars have been started in the name of Atheism? Are there any suicide bombing Atheists out there? Hmm.
once had his Ex crawling toward him on her hands and knees. The thing is, he was under the bed hiding and she was crawling toward him screaming "Come out and fight like a man!"
Kama Sutra has finally been published as an audio book. Unfortunatly the audio is provided by Gilbert Gottfried.
Thinks the invention of the credit/debit card, homeless people must be pissed.. do you take visa does not sound as good as a couple quarters bouncin in a cup!
If it's worth it, fight for it & if you lose it, at least you tried.
has anyone ever checked out their reflection in the side of their car and thought "damn I would make one sexy ass midget!"
starting a new cult for idiots and making Kool Aid
Shark Week is over, but I'm not taking down my decorations
Making mirrors look good since 1992