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   messageicon Dear kids, There is no Santa. Those presents are from your parents. Sincerely: WIKILEAKS
←Rate | 12-25-2010 17:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon NBA = Nlggas Balling Again
←Rate | 12-09-2011 10:01 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cotton is getting expensive huh... If only there was a way to get people to pick cotton for free...hm
←Rate | 03-09-2011 04:08 by Herbncheese/oscar Comments (0)  


   messageicon Goodbye M.J... you touched everyone in all generations in some manner. Mind you, touching the kids WAS innaproprate though...
←Rate | 06-26-2009 00:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon R.I.P Mandela excuse me while I take this selfie at your funeral---Obama
←Rate | 12-10-2013 23:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Jesus had two dads and he seemed to turn on just fine.
←Rate | 06-29-2015 14:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "insert clever remark here."
←Rate | 03-02-2009 11:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is nothing sadder in this life than to watch someone you love walk away after they have left you. To watch the distance between your two bodies expand until there is nothing left but empty space and silence
←Rate | 01-17-2010 21:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon about to beat my di@# like it owes me money.
←Rate | 03-25-2010 23:41 by JW Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roman Catholic establishment has 1.2billion followers or as I like to call them, sheep.
←Rate | 03-21-2013 12:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only time a girl should Kneel down for a guy, is the day she ties her son's shoe-laces.
←Rate | 01-05-2012 00:45 by canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is it with the color, black, that makes you think of hard-core violence?
←Rate | 04-20-2021 09:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may have Alzheimer’s, but at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s
←Rate | 11-16-2014 17:12 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon can’t wait to put “fully vaccinated” on my dating profiles like an adoptable dog.
←Rate | 04-10-2021 12:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh shut up. You weren't even offended by the word deplorable until you looked it up.
←Rate | 09-14-2016 05:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Electrolux - Teaching women their place for over 50 years
←Rate | 03-08-2011 04:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bought an anti bullying wrist band today...I say bought I actually stole it of a fat ginger kid
←Rate | 09-01-2011 18:31 by ben alan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did anyone else see Gary Busey get married this morning?
←Rate | 04-29-2011 11:54 by BOO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My neighbor must have not paid her internet bill. I can't get on the internet.
←Rate | 06-26-2011 01:07 by Rick H. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw a holstein on a church lawn....holy cow!
←Rate | 06-28-2011 03:55 Comments (0)  



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