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WOULD you like fries with that? Would YOU like fries with that? Would you LIKE fries with that? - Most actors, preparing for work 
Friday - again, voted the favorite work day of the week for 156 years straight! You stay classy, Friday!!
My doctor told me to stop drinking today because its making me violent.. So we laughed and laughed and than I killed him.
I hold the NASCAR world record for the number of races never watched. Zero.
Seriously? Really? Seriously?? Really?? Seriously??? Really??? Said annoying people everywhere now a days.
Ladies, hide the crazy while you lure us in...JS
Just ate the last stale peep... :P
Having a bucket list sounds like work. No thank you.
Its like a million Nicki Minaj snuck in at the SuperBowl show.....
Great game Knicks...and I thought that Asians couldn't drive..
Dear eyelashes, wishbones, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles. What happened to my wishes? Sincerely, still waiting.
My G/F said for Valentine's Day I needed to be more affectionate...so I got 2 Girlfriends! ;)
It seems Animal Planet has combined with CMT...
The temps here (Orlando, FL) were in the low 30s three days ago. Today, the highs are supposed to hit the mid 80s. At exactly what point in time was Mother Nature replaced by The Three Stooges?
All's well that ends well. So, nothing's well.
About the sperm that won...I think there was race-fixing.
In the immortal words of the great Philosopher, Method Man: "Cash rules everything around me, dolla dolla bill y'all."
they say you sould talk to plants, because they can feel the love. what in the hell do you say to weed?
"I'm easy to get along with, just agree with me".
Talk to your grandparents about the dangers of sexting. 