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   messageicon Uncircumcised? Hey, at least you have one hoodie she can't steal.
←Rate | 11-09-2020 11:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know the word incorrectly is spelled incorrectly in every English dictionary?
←Rate | 11-12-2020 08:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon accidentally left edibles for santa and came downstairs to find him trying to watch pink floyd on my toaster
←Rate | 11-25-2020 08:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon i miss when my mom would fix girls nails after they got in a fight for free if they showed her the fight video
←Rate | 12-14-2020 09:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just like CVS, I too can be your Plan B on Valentine’s Day for $48
←Rate | 02-08-2021 14:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon anybody is allowed to send me $1,400 it doesn’t have to just be the government
←Rate | 03-04-2021 10:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a trip to Golden Corral doesn't make you pro-choice, nothing will.
←Rate | 06-21-2016 16:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tell someone you love them today, because life is too short. But shout it to them in Russian, because life is also extremely terrifying and very confusing.
←Rate | 06-26-2016 15:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bernie Sanders endorcing Hillary Clinton feels so much like when the girl you love starts dating the guy you hate most.
←Rate | 07-12-2016 22:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bet those two guys that hang out at Sonic have breath that smells like pickles, onions, and genitals.
←Rate | 08-04-2016 14:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thank you, ladies. For shaving your pits, legs, bikini,and face. Thank you for makeup and clothes that shape you, and hold it all in. Thank you for face-lifts, tummy tucks, implants and lipo. Sincerely, Us Fake Men.
←Rate | 08-11-2016 14:35 by Clem Diddlyiscious Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shoutout to the American voters for narrowing our options down to the jerk from 'The Apprentice' and the inspiration for 'House of Cards'
←Rate | 08-13-2016 16:17 by andrew jackson Comments (0)  


   messageicon Paul Manafort and Vladimir Putin walk into a Russian vodka bar. There's no joke. It's just business.
←Rate | 08-15-2016 22:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What happens between a man and a McChicken should stay between that man and the McChicken....
←Rate | 08-28-2016 15:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon While we're all talking about it, can I suggest a Fish n Chip truck on every other corner?
←Rate | 09-03-2016 16:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People playing Pokemon, Blink 182 having a hit song, a Clinton running for Pres., a Tarzan movie in theaters. Welcome to the 90s.
←Rate | 09-08-2016 10:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy 18th birthday Google. You can officially go to a titty bar G ( . ) ( . ) G L E👍
←Rate | 09-28-2016 10:37 by Joseph Robert Comments (1)  


   messageicon Doesn't matter who the public votes for president, it's up to the electoral college! get over it people
←Rate | 10-14-2016 01:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I see you playing drums on your steering wheel I will roll down my window, whip out my air trombone and rock with you. Rules are rules.
←Rate | 02-06-2015 10:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon sticking my head in the freezer to warm up!
←Rate | 02-16-2015 11:31 Comments (0)  



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