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I don't know what to say, so I'll just say what's in my heart... Baboom, Baboom, Baboom. 
thinks the BP executive management team that's responsible for the day to day running of the company should be the ones cleaning the oil spill!
Tough decisions... Beat off in the shower and waste water or use Kleenex and add to landfill? What can I say? I love Mother Earth and big titties.
Hey you, Yeah you, Not you,The onther guy. You right there, Yes you! Do you like tacos?
will never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level and then beat you with experience.
with a dash of anger and a pan full of rage, is cooking up a funkin storm.
decided when he eventually becomes a dad that he's going to name his first child Ladyboy Bumcrack Von Failface.
there comes a time in every man's life when he takes a look at his wife and says to himself "where did I go wrong?"
thinking that women give us the silent treatment and us blokes let them think we don't like it.............
playing his oompa loompa flute while wrapped in a snuggy
going to need a whole lot of money to buy those New Years Resolutions.
it was all good just a week ago.
John Terry explained he didn't mean to have sex with Vanessa Perroncel - he just slipped while he was showing her how to take a penalty.
such an unthoughtful farmer that he wants to smash his neighbor's White Mystery Eggs and slaughter their Baby Calf if he can't get them off his News Feed.
"The next part will be difficult. You will be taken. So, can I borrow your car for like 3 days?" (Liam Nuisance)
My church accepts any denomination. But they prefer tens and twenties.
One good turn... gets all the blankets.
forcing herself out of bed and off to work and thinking that retirement is wasted on the old!
other than the two ton woodpecker trying to escape from my head I'm fine.
wishes she could walk away, but her feet are stuck in the cement of your existence 