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Just because you didn't "Like" it...Doesn't mean you didn't see it! 
"You're so ugly!" "Really?" "Yes!" "Good, I was trying to look like you today..."
My life is like a Lambourghini. It's going too fast, and it costs too much.
Been watching that show " The Biggest Loser" and I figured out why they call I that and its not about who loses the most weight....
Me: If I had known you were a virgin, I would have taken more time. She: If I had known you had more time, I would have taken off my pantyhose.
Facebook is turning into a social picture exhibition !
After several experiments I've determined it's impossible to overdose on cheese
2011's hot new toy is "Outsource-Me Elmo," which comes in an empty box as Elmo's job has now gone to a Muppet in Asia.
Death is like transferring schools. You hate to say goodbye to the precious people here, but after you move, you will meet some great people on the other side.
I think I've had enough of the Christmas Spirit. The room is starting to spin...
enjoys long, romantic walks to my fridge!
As much as I get poked, you think I'd be FB pregant by now.
Welcome to Facebook Timeline....Ended at midnight 31 December 2011
Me without you is LIKE Facebook without friends, Youtube without videos, Movie without music and Google with no results.
When I think of you, I dont think of tomrow, I think of forever.
The oldest written recipe is for beer. Even when most people couldn't read or write, they knew they had to mark that down somehow.
If normal is a relative term, then why aren't my relatives normal?
read that there were dozens of accidents in NYC the last few days, and that was just on the set of the new Spiderman play.
What kills me is the say the birds and fish in Arkansas all died simultaneously due to stress...What stress, do they over due bills to pay or something??
yes I do have a sence of humour and I have a certificate to prove it.... my marriage certificate!!! 