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   messageicon I'm not a ra*cist,,,,ra*cism is a crime and crime is only for blacks.
←Rate | 05-18-2013 20:37 Comments (1)  


   messageicon terrified of being offline
←Rate | 10-25-2008 14:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate the feel of wrinkly hands in the bath. Grandad's pretty persistent though.
←Rate | 07-09-2011 13:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, give a man a religeon, he'll starve to death praying for a fish
←Rate | 10-16-2009 20:04 by @bigger23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon due to the economic crisis is now only "pimping his profile".
←Rate | 03-17-2009 23:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ur mama is so ugly when she walks past the bathroom the toilet flushes itself.
←Rate | 11-11-2010 17:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never date a tennis player; to them love means nothing.
←Rate | 12-10-2009 16:33 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders why it is "cool" to throw up the PEACE sign in pictures? You look retarded with your head twisted to the side and holding up the peace sign...
←Rate | 03-15-2010 17:47 by johnny5 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Dr. Phil and Oprah..two of the most over-rated influences on America EVER!!!!!
←Rate | 07-09-2012 09:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got a dig bick. You this read wrong. You read that wrong too.
←Rate | 01-24-2012 00:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Scientists says the world is made of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons.... I think they forgot to mention Morons
←Rate | 12-02-2012 05:44 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon Unemployment is up but so are Michelle Obama's BANGS.....
←Rate | 01-22-2013 23:40 by oregon Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am terrified of women who refer to pets as their "kids" and themselves as "mommy"
←Rate | 09-03-2013 14:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I ordered a pizza for dinner. The pizza guy says "Do you want it cut into 6 slices or 8 slices?" I said "Better make it 6. I don't think I can eat 8."
←Rate | 05-28-2014 07:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon At the end of the day Canada is still just Canada.
←Rate | 02-28-2010 18:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look at the evil people in the world, Saddam Hussein, Hitler, Stalin what do they all have in common? Mustaches
←Rate | 08-11-2009 13:44 by Joe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I want anything with a Yankee emblem on it taken down for I am offended..
←Rate | 07-16-2015 14:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The difference between Andrew Cuomo and Osama Bin Laden is Cuomo kiIIed more New Yorkers.
←Rate | 07-19-2020 08:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Would these Hillary supporters just drop dead already?
←Rate | 07-07-2016 20:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hmmmm Learned today that the Obama Administration has given Mexico $75 Million to build a wall along Mexico's Southern Border!!! Question: What part of "We need to secure the AMERICAN Border" does Mr. Obama and Hillary NOT understand?
←Rate | 09-17-2016 17:18 Comments (1)  



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