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I'm not a ra*cist,,,,ra*cism is a crime and crime is only for blacks.
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05-18-2013 20:37
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terrified of being offline
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10-25-2008 14:32
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I hate the feel of wrinkly hands in the bath. Grandad's pretty persistent though.
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give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, give a man a religeon, he'll starve to death praying for a fish
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10-16-2009 20:04 by
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due to the economic crisis is now only "pimping his profile".
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03-17-2009 23:13
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Ur mama is so ugly when she walks past the bathroom the toilet flushes itself.
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11-11-2010 17:29
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Never date a tennis player; to them love means nothing.
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12-10-2009 16:33 by
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wonders why it is "cool" to throw up the PEACE sign in pictures? You look retarded with your head twisted to the side and holding up the peace sign...
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03-15-2010 17:47 by
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Dr. Phil and Oprah..two of the most over-rated influences on America EVER!!!!!
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07-09-2012 09:18
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I got a dig bick. You this read wrong. You read that wrong too.
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01-24-2012 00:30
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Scientists says the world is made of Protons, Neutrons and Electrons.... I think they forgot to mention Morons
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12-02-2012 05:44 by
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Unemployment is up but so are Michelle Obama's BANGS.....
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01-22-2013 23:40 by
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I am terrified of women who refer to pets as their "kids" and themselves as "mommy"
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09-03-2013 14:05
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I ordered a pizza for dinner. The pizza guy says "Do you want it cut into 6 slices or 8 slices?" I said "Better make it 6. I don't think I can eat 8."
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05-28-2014 07:59
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At the end of the day Canada is still just Canada.
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02-28-2010 18:28
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Look at the evil people in the world, Saddam Hussein, Hitler, Stalin what do they all have in common? Mustaches
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08-11-2009 13:44 by
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I want anything with a Yankee emblem on it taken down for I am offended..
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07-16-2015 14:48
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The difference between Andrew Cuomo and Osama Bin Laden is Cuomo kiIIed more New Yorkers.
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07-19-2020 08:50
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Would these Hillary supporters just drop dead already?
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07-07-2016 20:24
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Hmmmm Learned today that the Obama Administration has given Mexico $75 Million to build a wall along Mexico's Southern Border!!! Question: What part of "We need to secure the AMERICAN Border" does Mr. Obama and Hillary NOT understand?
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