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Here's a fun math trick. Let's start with the number 100. Now take your age. If you believe anything that QAnon spews, subtract your age from 100. You now have your IQ. 
Religion will never reform or save mankind because Religion is a form of slavery.
What's the difference between a illegal and a park bench??? A park bench can support a family
When I'm grilling a stake, the smell of the juices makes my mouth water. Wonder if that happens when a vegan mows their lawn.
Modern technology now has a camera with a shutter speed so fast, it can capture an image of a woman with her mouth shut.
It's so cold out... the guy at Super America has a towel on his head.
Its funny that people are upset with a gay character in a Disney movie but are perfectly fine with beastuality
Rush-hour traffic is flowing smoothly, and there are no accidents on all major freeways. #DayWithoutWomen
My friend Sierra tried to throw her empty soda can in the trash. Unfortunately, Sierra Mist.
Your like a 5 hr energy drink. Fast & Easy.
Friends are like condoms: They protect you when things get hard.
While pumping gas, if you listen closely, you can hear the pump telling your kid's college fund to go "F" itself.
How does Robocop have so many rounds of bullets in that little clip??
you better get a condom for your heart cause i'm about to f*ck your feelings...
Facebook should change it from 'Friends' to 'People I've made eye contact with
Product Surveys suggest 4 out of 5 women will use any brand of facial tissue to blow there noses. The other one is just picky.
Facebook should just go back to the way it looked when it first came out
So you saying I have a better chance in getting hit by a piece satellite then winning the lotto tomorrow!?!? WTF!!
The board game "Sorry' has done nothing but help several generations of Americans say that particular word like a true smart@ss.
Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend ppl one by one. 