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   messageicon Have you asked yourself "Why is it that the "most transparent administration in history" can't tell you where it's hiding the Syrian refugees and Illegals it's sending around the country?
←Rate | 12-08-2015 04:42 by Val Comments (0)  


   messageicon The sooner you realize a min wage job is a starting point and not a career, the better off you (and America) will be!
←Rate | 01-31-2015 10:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon and took him out. This is NOT an Obama victory, but an AMERICAN victory!!
←Rate | 05-02-2011 22:19 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I give you a nickel will you tickle my pickle
←Rate | 10-01-2010 17:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ATTENTION: Law Enforcement Officials need everyone's help!!! Police are searching for a thief who splashes gasoline on his victims and then robs them by threatening them with a lighted match. The Authorities want to catch him before he strikes again.
←Rate | 03-04-2010 20:15 Comments (1)  


   messageicon You're telling me that not one person in that entire club thought to hide in the closet?
←Rate | 06-14-2016 02:39 by R Comments (0)  


   messageicon I googled "white nfl players arrested", it showed me a black guy
←Rate | 09-13-2014 18:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember girls your mouth can't get pregnant.
←Rate | 03-22-2014 12:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Say no to commercialized enterprise Christianity.
←Rate | 11-06-2011 01:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon RIP 2012 (2012-2012)
←Rate | 01-01-2013 23:42 by J.D. Comments (0)  


   messageicon Filipinos: The Mexicans of the Asian Race
←Rate | 04-12-2021 10:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did Obama really sign a bill in secret making free speech illegal during protests???? So the first amendment is almost gone. Liberty is truly dying by the months.
←Rate | 03-18-2012 20:17 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon You remember the good ol days when you used to get mad at someone if they didn't have you as a friend on their top Myspace list?
←Rate | 04-03-2012 16:02 by ladyinred Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies?
←Rate | 02-17-2011 20:43 by SeanyB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dang it,I went to the dog park this morning and accidentally stepped in a pile of Hillary.
←Rate | 07-22-2016 08:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The fastest way to stop "terrorism" is to stop screwing around with other peoples countries.
←Rate | 10-22-2010 02:26 by grittyfoot Comments (4)  


   messageicon Watching my favorite show. "Keeping Up With Obamas Lies"
←Rate | 08-07-2014 23:21 by Chad Comments (0)  


   messageicon took his ex out last night... only took one punch.
←Rate | 04-15-2010 03:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The police have trained sniffer dogs to identify criminals who are carrying guns, coke and cash. Or "Mexicans", as I prefer to call them.
←Rate | 06-01-2012 14:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There once was a team called the Steelers, who thought they were real death dealers. Then out of the back came the Big Green Pack and turned them all into squealers!
←Rate | 02-07-2011 06:56 Comments (0)  



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