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Any time there is large scale civil disorder, it makes one realize the extent to which society is based on consensus and trust. 
If in our righteous endeavors to protect and keep what we love and value, we attack and demoralize those whom peacefully choose a different path, do we become no less than the entity that we are standing against?
I forget to renew my AVG anti-virus subscription and then next thing I know I've got a cold....well played, AVG, well played....
He doesn't want to believe that someone as horrible as Gaddafi could have a comeback, but hell, the Smurfs did it.
Why do people at a busy bar never know what they want to drink when the bartender gets to them? I've known since yesterday.
has been sitting outside with a cooler all day and has not seen one Veloc-raptor....
Thankfully, I don't suffer from homophobia. I do however, suffer from homophonia (irrational fear of words that sound the same but have different meanings).
Where there is a google, there is an answer!
Shhhh girl. No need to say another word. You had me at "open bar."
Well... this work isn't going to stare at itself...
So... after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
My wifes new nickname is Karma
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
How do you expect me to respond when you say "oh", "lol" or "ya"?
Does anyone else see the Elephant in the room.. Or is it just me?
Today's irony: listening to Skynard's "That smell" as I'm driving by Harris Beefs stockyard.
the akward moment when you meet someone of the Internet N they look nothing like their pics
Which tastes better, Coke or Pepsi? Neither. The answer is Beer.
What's the difference between a Garbanzo Bean and a Chickpea? I never had a Garbanzo Bean on my face.
They should change the sound of the new chip card machines . Make me panic and think my purchase was denied. Put a ding on on it or some thing make me think I won something 